News on Morrissey's autobiography

[Sister Norah Leen]

Morrissey has been seeking the advice of respected aesthetes and close confidants, such as myself, as to what it should be called. A couple of weeks ago, I told him that I favoured "Still Ill" and arranged for some of the nuns who work in the convent's printing press here in Los Angeles to do up a suitable cover. He later called around and was very polite and impressed with the draft, but said it reminded him a bit too much of the film "Kill Bill" .

We chatted about the film, which he liked by the way (prefferring Volume 2 to Volume 1). We both agreed that Uma Thurman was quite good as Bill's girlfriend.
"She was in a coma for quite some time, wasn't she?" said Morrissey.
"Yes", I said
"Yes...mmmm...", he said scratching his chin.
"well I think...yes....that's somewhat of a coincidence. Thank you Sister"
And he left rather abruptly.

The next I heard from him was a phone call from him the other night from Santiago, Chile. In the midst of chit chat about a priest who was following him around looking for marmalade, I asked him if he had any more thoughts on the title of his autobiography.

"Mmm..yes...well when I get back to LA I'm going to go for eh...'Girlfriend In a Coma'", he said to me
"Ahh..a symbol of perennial unrequited love?", I proffered
"yes.....quite so, amongst other things...mmm...such my fans", he said.
"Very good!".

I hope this clears up confusion.

 

[Sister Agatha Margaret Mary O'Shaughnessy Flaherty]

>Hello Sister Norah,

Glad to see you are still doing well over there in L.A, and able to sell your
publishing wares.
Our convent unfortunately will shortly reach total demise.
Just no call for home-made marmalade anymore, although Father Horan has been so kind in his purchases.
I presume this is the first of many volumes then.
Have you had access to the draft copy yet?
Anything we can share.

Go in peace...

Morrissey has been seeking the advice of respected aesthetes and close
> confidants, such as myself, as to what it should be called. A couple of
> weeks ago, I told him that I favoured "Still Ill" and arranged
> for some of the nuns who work in the convent's printing press here in Los
> Angeles to do up a suitable cover. He later called around and was very
> polite and impressed with the draft, but said it reminded him a bit too
> much of the film "Kill Bill" .

> We chatted about the film, which he liked by the way (prefferring Volume 2
> to Volume 1). We both agreed that Uma Thurman was quite good as Bill's
> girlfriend.
> "She was in a coma for quite some time, wasn't she?" said
> Morrissey.
> "Yes", I said
> "Yes...mmmm...", he said scratching his chin.
> "well I think...yes....that's somewhat of a coincidence. Thank you
> Sister"
> And he left rather abruptly.

> The next I heard from him was a phone call from him the other night from
> Santiago, Chile. In the midst of chit chat about a priest who was
> following him around looking for marmalade, I asked him if he had any more
> thoughts on the title of his autobiography.

> "Mmm..yes...well when I get back to LA I'm going to go for
> eh...'Girlfriend In a Coma' ", he said to me
> "Ahh..a symbol of perennial unrequited love?", I proffered
> "yes.....quite so, amongst other things...mmm...such my fans",
> he said.
> "Very good!".

> I hope this clears up confusion.

 

[God on Earth]

None of this has been cleared with me or my Cardinals.
Please call urgently for heated discussion.
jp2

 

[Sister Norah Leen]

As Father Horan might say "patience is a virtue".
I have not had access to a draft copy yet, but have
been promised same. I have been led to believe that
Volume 2 will be a posthumous publication.

Re: your troubles
May I suggest that you start growing and selling hemp.
We make paper for ourprinting press from it.
We make loads of ropes from it and "export" them to Texas.
We also have hemp habits.
( clothes that is )

> Glad to see you are still doing well over there in L.A, and able to sell
> your
> publishing wares.
> Our convent unfortunately will shortly reach total demise.
> Just no call for home-made marmalade anymore, although Father Horan has
> been so kind in his purchases.
> I presume this is the first of many volumes then.
> Have you had access to the draft copy yet?
> Anything we can share.

> Go in peace...

> Morrissey has been seeking the advice of respected aesthetes and close

 

[Colleen1962]

> Morrissey has been seeking the advice of respected aesthetes and close
> confidants, such as myself, as to what it should be called. A couple of
> weeks ago, I told him that I favoured "Still Ill" and arranged
> for some of the nuns who work in the convent's printing press here in Los
> Angeles to do up a suitable cover. He later called around and was very
> polite and impressed with the draft, but said it reminded him a bit too
> much of the film "Kill Bill" .

> We chatted about the film, which he liked by the way (prefferring Volume 2
> to Volume 1). We both agreed that Uma Thurman was quite good as Bill's
> girlfriend.
> "She was in a coma for quite some time, wasn't she?" said
> Morrissey.
> "Yes", I said
> "Yes...mmmm...", he said scratching his chin.
> "well I think...yes....that's somewhat of a coincidence. Thank you
> Sister"
> And he left rather abruptly.

> The next I heard from him was a phone call from him the other night from
> Santiago, Chile. In the midst of chit chat about a priest who was
> following him around looking for marmalade, I asked him if he had any more
> thoughts on the title of his autobiography.

> "Mmm..yes...well when I get back to LA I'm going to go for
> eh...'Girlfriend In a Coma' ", he said to me
> "Ahh..a symbol of perennial unrequited love?", I proffered
> "yes.....quite so, amongst other things...mmm...such my fans",
> he said.
> "Very good!".

> I hope this clears up confusion.
(chuckling..thanks, I needed that Dont let Tarantino touch it!

 

[REVENGE]

REVENGE

REVENGE.... oh yes, I can see them all running away now.

 

[Sister Agath, Margaret Mary O'Shaughenessy-Flahert]

>Thank you Sister, we have been toying with the idea of hemp jam for some time now.
Yes, we'll go for it.
That well may be the route to our salvation.
Thanks again.
Keep us informed re draft copy info.
By the look of it though, the real truth will be revealed in volume 2.

Yours in Peace
Sister Agnes.

As Father Horan might say "patience is a virtue".
> I have not had access to a draft copy yet, but have
> been promised same. I have been led to believe that
> Volume 2 will be a posthumous publication.

> Re: your troubles
> May I suggest that you start growing and selling hemp.
> We make paper for ourprinting press from it.
> We make loads of ropes from it and "export" them to Texas.
> We also have hemp habits.
> ( clothes that is )