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[The ghost of troubled Mr. Smith]

Hello...oh I'm so sorry we didnt get to meet last night. I just read your posts now, it took me a while though..they where so ornate, you have the natural writing skills of a poet.
Anyway, I don't think anyone else noticed, but I did as I'm a trained in these things, that there may have been an underlying hint of anger in your posts. This isn't the first time this has happened on this sight and I just want you to know WE ARE HERE FOR YOU.
We've been there believe me...we have all had to battle the 'tart-demons'..I know all your aggression at seriously flawed was just the pop-tarts talking, once your in that grip its so hard..its happened to others on this site, your not alone.
Some have been lucky and some not so much.
Freeyourself was a border-line physcotic when we met him going through 5 boxes a day and never without a bottle of yop in his hand spilling all over his nice dr.spock outfit (which he eventually sold for 2 pound just to buy a nutri-grain to feed his habit). His posts where practically non-sensical at the beginning with nasty devils words in every sentence. BUT with enough love Freeyourself has now become an upstanding member of society who gives lectures to local colleges about breakfast snack addiction.
As for myself...unfortunately I wasn't so lucky, as you can probably tell by my name..I wasn't christened this. I was found under a bridge covered in jammy-vomit and did unfortunately loose my battle.
Annnnnyyyyywwwaayyyy...the long and the short is, even if it is or isnt the pop-demons talking forcing you to be aggressive, we, even in the spirit world suggest you shift your frustration on to something else and please stop finding so much pleasure in picking on the nice peoples like seriously-flawed.
I wouldnt just give advice if I didnt want to help...so I even put a link in here for something maybe someone of your obviousy active imagination and intelligence can use to release some frustration...
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=50264&item=5928389924&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

p.s, yes I am another one of those irritating comedy characters..hope I havnt upset you.

 

[A GIRL]

LOL

> Hello...oh I'm so sorry we didnt get to meet last night. I just read your
> posts now, it took me a while though..they where so ornate, you have the
> natural writing skills of a poet.
> Anyway, I don't think anyone else noticed, but I did as I'm a trained in
> these things, that there may have been an underlying hint of anger in your
> posts. This isn't the first time this has happened on this sight and I
> just want you to know WE ARE HERE FOR YOU.
> We've been there believe me...we have all had to battle the
> 'tart-demons'..I know all your aggression at seriously flawed was just the
> pop-tarts talking, once your in that grip its so hard..its happened to
> others on this site, your not alone.
> Some have been lucky and some not so much.
> Freeyourself was a border-line physcotic when we met him going through 5
> boxes a day and never without a bottle of yop in his hand spilling all
> over his nice dr.spock outfit (which he eventually sold for 2 pound just
> to buy a nutri-grain to feed his habit). His posts where practically
> non-sensical at the beginning with nasty devils words in every sentence.
> BUT with enough love Freeyourself has now become an upstanding member of
> society who gives lectures to local colleges about breakfast snack
> addiction.
> As for myself...unfortunately I wasn't so lucky, as you can probably tell
> by my name..I wasn't christened this. I was found under a bridge covered
> in jammy-vomit and did unfortunately loose my battle.
> Annnnnyyyyywwwaayyyy...the long and the short is, even if it is or isnt
> the pop-demons talking forcing you to be aggressive, we, even in the
> spirit world suggest you shift your frustration on to something else and
> please stop finding so much pleasure in picking on the nice peoples like
> seriously-flawed.
> I wouldnt just give advice if I didnt want to help...so I even put a link
> in here for something maybe someone of your obviousy active imagination
> and intelligence can use to release some frustration...
>
> http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=50264&item=5928389924&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW
> p.s, yes I am another one of those irritating comedy characters..hope I
> havnt upset you.

my aren't we on form this morning .

 

[The ghost of troubled Mr. Smith]

Re: LOL

> my aren't we on form this morning .

Oh, tommy cooper helped me with this one. Surprised he's here actually...