Andy E. Ison depresses me.

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I know I shouldn't let her bother me, but she does.

 

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My mother tells me to just forget about her.

 

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But what does my mother know about the karpal tunnel syndrome Andy E. Ison has given me?!

 

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I've worn out the scroll wheel on 3 mice thanks to Andy

 

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I wake up in the middle of the night and my finger is involuntarily scrolling!

 

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I'd probably understand better if this were a Rourke-Solo board...

 

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but it's not, and Andy was banned from the Rourke site.

 

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So she comes here to inflict us all with her sorrow and joy.

 

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It's sickening if you really think about it

 

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and yet you can't help but feel sorry for her.

 

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Nevertheless, every last nerve is plucked and plucked as you scroll and scroll

 

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in your search for something related to Morrissey

 

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(which you rarely find, on the messageboard anyway)

 

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and that is why Andy E. Ison depresses me.