fao domestos/mr smith/seriousely flawed

[A GIRL]

should i shave my legs or go for a wax instead
*morrissey*

[seriously flawed-not right in the head]

> should i shave my legs or go for a wax instead
> *morrissey*

I think *Morrissey* would go for the latter option.
Don't you?

[sheelagh]

> should i shave my legs or go for a wax instead
> *morrissey*

Just wear trousers, luv.

[Domestos salad]

> should i shave my legs or go for a wax instead
> *morrissey*
Why?What are you planning to get up to?Surely you are saving yourself for Morrissey like the rest of us?

[A GIRL]

> Just wear trousers, luv.

yeah but i have a hot*morrissey* date .

[seriously flawed-not right in the head]

> Why?What are you planning to get up to?Surely you are saving yourself for
> Morrissey like the rest of us?
Well said "Bleachy"...I think we'll be waiting a very long *Morrissey* time though!

[A GIRL]

> Well said "Bleachy"...I think we'll be waiting a very long
> *Morrissey* time though!

yeah i think mr smith has more of a chance than us girls

[sheelagh]

> yeah but i have a hot*morrissey* date .

Oh Isee, shite. Better get a wax then, and not only the legs... You never know...*morrissey*

[Domestos salad]

> Well said "Bleachy"...I think we'll be waiting a very long
> *Morrissey* time though!
Yeah,mines nearly healed over at this stage!

[seriously flawed-not right in the head]

> yeah but i have a hot*morrissey* date .

If it's that *HOT*, forget the wax dear!

[Domestos salad]

> yeah i think mr smith has more of a chance than us girls
Oh dont, you'll start him off looking at his hand again!He thinks that too,you know!

[Mr. Smith]

> yeah but i have a hot*morrissey* date .

Go for leggings so, retro- 80's like, can't go wrong with a pair o leggins...(as they say)

[A GIRL]

> Go for leggings so, retro- 80's like, can't go wrong with a pair o
> leggins...(as they say)

oh but leggins are very wrong ,i mean they'll only look good on kate moss in that retro chic kinda way *morrissey*
btw are we still doing this morrissey thing?

[Mr. Smith]

> Oh dont, you'll start him off looking at his hand again!He thinks that
> too,you know!

There is a difference between "thinking" and "knowing"!

[seriously flawed-not right in the head]

> Go for leggings so, retro- 80's like, can't go wrong with a pair o
> leggins...(as they say)

Yeah, but they only "work" if you have fat, bandy legs!!!!

[Mr. Smiths Boss]

> Yeah, but they only "work" if you have fat, bandy legs!!!!

Leggings should be outlawed.

[seriously flawed-not right in the head]

> yeah i think mr smith has more of a chance than us girls

I'm not too *Morrissey* sure about that one..
I mean *Morrissey* could be two people...you know???????????

[seriously flawed-not right in the head]

> Leggings should be outlawed.
I agree...but I still like to wear them on a Sunday.. is that ok?