fao mr smith

Half awake like, eatin me breakie at me desk...half a kellogs nutri-grain n a can o fanta.
 
or anybody

> Half awake like, eatin me breakie at me desk...half a kellogs nutri-grain
> n a can o fanta.

morning people
 
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> morning people
Morning, god I wish I was dead. (bet freeyourself does too)
 
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> Morning, god I wish I was dead. (bet freeyourself does too)
Ah God,whats wrong with you petal?
 
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> Morning, god I wish I was dead. (bet freeyourself does too)

good god why do you wish you were dead?
 
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f***in early mornins...I get Frodo syndrome.
 
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> f***in early mornins...I get Frodo syndrome.
Pardon my ignorance but whats that then?
 
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> good god why do you wish you were dead?

Don't mind her - she's always like that in the morning. She'll be grand once she gets 10 fags and a cappa frappa into her. And if the gorgeous Moz fan postman calls, she'll be like a giggling teenager again....
 
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> Don't mind her - she's always like that in the morning. She'll be grand
> once she gets 10 fags and a cappa frappa into her. And if the gorgeous Moz
> fan postman calls, she'll be like a giggling teenager again....
Wasnt me wishing I was dead,although that has been known,it was poor young Mr Smith.He musnt have had his chip juice last night.
 
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> Don't mind her - she's always like that in the morning. She'll be grand
> once she gets 10 fags and a cappa frappa into her. And if the gorgeous Moz
> fan postman calls, she'll be like a giggling teenager again....
Did I tell you he is going to the gig?
 
cheer up mr smith i promise to let you post a lots of NM if that's what makes you happy
 
FRODO SYNDROME....

> Pardon my ignorance but whats that then?

This is gonna make me sound a bit sad but remember I'm not wearin a star wars t-shirt or anything.
You know lord of the rings, well theres bits in it where yer man frodo (who by the way is the spit o lil Barry and I just realised) puts on the ring..when he does everything goes kinda grey and dull and freaky like he's in a mad dimension full o wind n mad things, anyway call me dramatic but thats exactly how I feel till about mid noon, so in da bronx (where I'm from) when ye have a hangover or your 'mashed' as 'da boyz' like to call it you say..."f***in frodo syndrome man"..there is also chronic frodosis but thats a different story. Call me dramatic but its better than just sayin "i'm not a morning person"
 
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> This is gonna make me sound a bit sad but remember I'm not wearin a star
> wars t-shirt or anything.
> You know lord of the rings, well theres bits in it where yer man frodo
> (who by the way is the spit o lil Barry and I just realised) puts on the
> ring..when he does everything goes kinda grey and dull and freaky like
> he's in a mad dimension full o wind n mad things, anyway call me dramatic
> but thats exactly how I feel till about mid noon, so in da bronx (where
> I'm from) when ye have a hangover or your 'mashed' as 'da boyz' like to
> call it you say..."f***in frodo syndrome man"..there is also
> chronic frodosis but thats a different story. Call me dramatic but its
> better than just sayin "i'm not a morning person"
Good grief have you been overdoing the Horlicks again?
 
Re: FRODO SYNDROME....

Yeah its got so bad now I just boil it n inject it straight into me bloodstream
 
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> Yeah its got so bad now I just boil it n inject it straight into me
> bloodstream
I warned you that strange things would happen to you if you didnt wash that hand,look what happened to my visage..
 
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> I warned you that strange things would happen to you if you didnt wash
> that hand,look what happened to my visage..

My hand was touched by god, so rot it shall until it falls off then I'm gonna put it into a glass case and stare at it till me eyes rot too
 

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