Change of Status..It Was On The Cards Though Really.

[A Well Educated Gent Who Knows Everything (But Won]

Just to inform all of my imaginery friends out there.
I have just received notification, by telegram no less
that I can now deem myself to be "One Who Knows Everything."
If you do have a question, you know where I am.
For those who are still confused, I have been reliably informed, that today is Sunday!
I know it's hard to believe.
Only seems a week ago since the last one!
Phew!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[A Well Educated Gent Who Knows Everything (But Won]

> Just to inform all of my imaginery friends out there.
> I have just received notification, by telegram no less
> that I can now deem myself to be "One Who Knows Everything."
> If you do have a question, you know where I am.
> For those who are still confused, I have been reliably informed, that
> today is Sunday!
> I know it's hard to believe.
> Only seems a week ago since the last one!
> Phew!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are definitely "not right in the head", and nor am I
and this is why...

 

[Seriously flawed-not right in the head]

> Just to inform all of my imaginery friends out there.
> I have just received notification, by telegram no less
> that I can now deem myself to be "One Who Knows Everything."
> If you do have a question, you know where I am.
> For those who are still confused, I have been reliably informed, that
> today is Sunday!
> I know it's hard to believe.
> Only seems a week ago since the last one!
> Phew!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well he amuses me!!!!

 

[Strawberry]

Re: Change of telex

We closed down the telex a while ago.

Strawberry.

> Just to inform all of my imaginery friends out there.
> I have just received notification, by telegram no less
> that I can now deem myself to be "One Who Knows Everything."
> If you do have a question, you know where I am.
> For those who are still confused, I have been reliably informed, that
> today is Sunday!
> I know it's hard to believe.
> Only seems a week ago since the last one!
> Phew!!!!!!!!!!!!