Morrissey/Smiths Game

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Mozgirl1498

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This is a really fun game to play....The rules of the game are to simply answer all The following questions only using Morrissey/Smith Lyrics...

Example: Gender? Girl Afraid

Age? 16 Clumsy and Shy

You got it? Good...Have fun!!!

1. Gender?

2. Age?

3. Describe Yourself?

4. Occupation?

5. Relationship?

6. Favorite Color?

7. Favorite Song?

8. Word of Advice?

9. How do Others feel about you?

10. How do you feel about yourself?

11. Where would you rather be?

12. Describe how you live?

13. What do you want to be?

14. Describe How you Love?

15. Was this a fun game?
 
I'm game

> 1. Gender?

> 2. Age? Older, wiser never applies to me

> 3. Describe Yourself? if I seem a little strange, well thats becuase I am

> 4. Occupation? window cleaner

> 5. Relationship? I'm not too keen on anyone else

> 6. Favorite Color? black skies in the daytime

> 7. Favorite Song? "Take me BAck to Dear Old Blighty"

> 8. Word of Advice? do your best and dont worry

> 9. How do Others feel about you? there is nowhere to go but down

> 10. How do you feel about yourself? I don't get along with myself

> 11. Where would you rather be? driving in your car

> 12. Describe how you live? with incredible sytle

> 13. What do you want to be? backsrubber

> 14. Describe How you Love? why don't you find out for yourself... let me kiss you!

> 15. Was this a fun game? it meant more to me than anything on earth
 
> 1. Gender? a boy with a thorn in his side

2. Age? sixteen .......

3. Describe Yourself? clumsy and shy

4. Occupation? no ive never had a job

5. Relationship? unloveable

6. Favorite Color? the colour of lead..

7. Favorite Song? the songs that saved your life

8. Word of Advice? and theres no-one but yourself to blame...

9. How do Others feel about you? they dont care if i live or die....

10. How do you feel about yourself? panic

11. Where would you rather be? london

12. Describe how you live? asleep

13. What do you want to be? tied to the back of your car

14. Describe How you Love? i oscillate wildly

15. Was this a fun game? oh i really dont know and i really dont care
 
1. Gender? I am a man of means (of slender means)
2. Age? I'm so glad to grow older
3. Describe Yourself? My only weakness is ... well, never mind, never mind
4. Occupation? The last of the famous International playboys
5. Relationship? Why don't you find out for yourself ?
6. Favorite Color? I wear Black on the outside 'Cause Black is how I feel on the inside
7. Favorite Song? In respect of Henrik Larsson (The magnificent 7) leaving Celtic, I will pass on this question.
8. Word of Advice? A sick boy should be treated
9. How do Others feel about you? No one knows a thing about my life
10. How do you feel about yourself? I'm a twenty-digit combination to unlock
11. Where would you rather be? Head in a blouse
12. Describe how you live? I sat in my room and I drew up a plan
Oh, but plans can fall through (as so often they do)
13. What do you want to be? Ready with ready-wit Still running 'round On the flesh rampage
14. Describe How you Love? My love is as sharp as a needle in your eye You must be such a fool. To pass me by
15. Was this a fun game? We're very aware that you do not care
 
1. Gender? wonderful woman

2. Age? 16, clumsy and shy

3. Describe Yourself? the sacred wunderkind

4. Occupation? backscrubber

5. Relationship? god knows i'm ready

6. Favorite Color? i wear black on the outside, because that's how i feel on the inside

7. Favorite Song? the queen is dead

8. Word of Advice? stay on my arm, you little charmer

9. How do Others feel about you? i bear more grudges than lonely high court judges

10. How do you feel about yourself? ooh, i say

11. Where would you rather be? in the darkened underpass

12. Describe how you live? with both of my hands untied

13. What do you want to be? the eighteenth pale descendant of some old queen or other

14. Describe How you Love? slap me on the patio

15. Was this a fun game? now i know how joan of arc felt
 
My esteemed contribution to the Morrissey/Smiths Game

1. Gender?
I'll never stand naked in front of you... so what difference does it make? It makes none...

2. Age?
So far from where I'm determined to go...

3. Describe Yourself?
I am the eighteenth pale descendant of some old queen or other...

4. Occupation?
Eighteen months hard labor seems... fair enough.

5. Relationship?
I know it's over, and it never really began -- but in my heart, it was SO REAL... (I would give both of my legs, if you could be free!)

6. Favorite Color? The color of lead...

7. Favorite Song?
The music that they constantly play, it says nothing to me about my life...

8. Word of Advice?
Free yourself, be yourself -- It may all end tomorrow, or it could go on forever...

9. How do Others feel about you?
If you're so very entertaining, then why're you on your own tonight? If you're so very good-looking, then why do you sleep alone at night?
(Oh, when you were hopelessly poor, I just LIKED you more...)

10. How do you feel about yourself?
Has the world changed, or have I changed? And you can tell I have never really loved... (You can tell by the way I sleep all day...)

11. Where would you rather be?
Oh, those alcoholic afternoons, when we sat in your room, they meant more to me than ANY LIVING THING on Earth; they had more WORTH than any living thing on Earth...

12. Describe how you live?
Off the rails I was, and off the rails I was happy to stay... threw all of life's instructions away -- I secretly knew I hadn't a clue... (It's not much I know, but for now it's where I belong.)

13. What do you want to be?
You wouldn't understand. Good sons like you never do... I just can't explain, so I won't even try to.

14. Describe How you Love?
It's not like any other love (nothing can taint you in my eyes), and I'd leap in front of a flying bullet for you... In which case, I'm doomed -- but in my own sick way, I'll always be true to you.

15. Was this a fun game?
Could life ever be sane again?
 
i think andylads is the best so far closely foloowed by caroline
because they are punchy answers
 
> 1. Gender?

Boy Afraid, prudence never pays

> 2. Age?

Born old, sadly wise

> 3. Describe Yourself?

I am the son and the heir of a shyness that is criminally vulgar

> 4. Occupation?

I've never had a job, because I'm too shy

> 5. Relationship?

How can they see the love in our eyes and still they don't believe us

> 6. Favorite Color?

I'd rather see how the colours blend

> 7. Favorite Song?

Rubber ring, rubber ring, rubber ring oh....

> 8. Word of Advice?

Spineless bastards all

> 9. How do Others feel about you?

Before or after they have been standing on my fingers ?

> 10. How do you feel about yourself?

How did I end up attached to this person, when his sense of humour gets gradually worser.

> 11. Where would you rather be?

Taken behind a dis-used railway line

> 12. Describe how you live?

In the arse of the world

> 13. What do you want to be?

Just blindly loved

> 14. Describe How you Love?

With a murderous desire

> 15. Was this a fun game?

Yes, but you lose cause weird lover Wilde is on mine
 
> ps.mozgirl do we get a prize for the best

Hmm...I don't know...should there be? LOL
 
> Hmm...I don't know...should there be? LOL
Only if you are giving it to me.
 
> This is a really fun game to play....The rules of the game are to simply
> answer all The following questions only using Morrissey/Smith Lyrics...

> Example: Gender? Girl Afraid

> Age? 16 Clumsy and Shy

> You got it? Good...Have fun!!!

> 1. Gender?

> 2. Age?

> 3. Describe Yourself?

> 4. Occupation?

> 5. Relationship?

> 6. Favorite Color?

> 7. Favorite Song?

> 8. Word of Advice?

> 9. How do Others feel about you?

> 10. How do you feel about yourself?

> 11. Where would you rather be?

> 12. Describe how you live?

> 13. What do you want to be?

> 14. Describe How you Love?

> 15. Was this a fun game?

mozgirl can we have your answers please
 
> mozgirl can we have your answers please

I guess....But I'm not that interesting

> 1. Gender? What SHE said

> 2. Age? (God this one is hard...i have to change the lyric a bit..) 14 Years, 8 Months, and 11 Days

> 3. Describe Yourself? If I seem a little strange, well that's because I am

> 4. Occupation? Please excuse me from Gym I've got this terrible cold coming on...I'm in 9th grade, still a student

> 5. Relationship? Never Had No one Ever

> 6. Favorite Color? Hairdresser on FIRE and I wear BLACK on the outside....

> 7. Favorite Song? Hmm...Well I wonder...I LOVE all the songs

> 8. Word of Advice? MEAT IS MURDER!!!

> 9. How do Others feel about you? Deep conversations They get me nowhere...they bring me down so give it a rest won't you?

> 10. How do you feel about yourself? I want to go home, I don't want to stay...give up education as a bad mistake

> 11. Where would you rather be? Los Angeles

> 12. Describe how you live? If a day came when I felt a natural emotion I'd probably lie in the middle of the street and die

> 13. What do you want to be? The "woman" of my dreams...(Morrissey's "woman")

> 14. Describe How you Love? Thank You--But no. I will live my life as I will undoubtedly die ALONE

> 15. Was this a fun game? The Pleasure, The privelage is mine




http://www.xanga.com/morrissey4me
 
> I guess....But I'm not that interesting

i liked your answer to 13 and the way you ended with 15
 
> Only if you are giving it to me.

Lol...Ok, The prize is ME!! LOL Jk!
 
> Only if you are giving it to me.

Um...Ok, The Prize is ME!! Just Kidding...LOL
 
> i liked your answer to 13 and the way you ended with 15

Yeah...I like 13...LOL
 
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