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    This Person - She Wants Morrissey's Address
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    Default BEWARE

    This woman has been pestering me for Morrissey's address. Anybody who has had contact with her will know she is more mental than..well others I could mention.

    I think the following paragraph says it all really.

    And I beg of you, don't hand out Morrissey's address to her!

    Portugese Bird 19:35:05
    It's jacob's btw! But it doesn't matter, really! Are you jealous of me for some reason? Did I say something I shouldn't. I just jealous really. I really want to have Morrissey's kids!!! That's all. Well ...?

  2. #2
    suzanne
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    Default Re: BEWARE

    > This woman has been pestering me for Morrissey's address. Anybody who has
    > had contact with her will know she is more mental than..well others I
    > could mention.

    > I think the following paragraph says it all really.

    > And I beg of you, don't hand out Morrissey's address to her!

    > Portugese Bird 19:35:05
    > It's jacob's btw! But it doesn't matter, really! Are you jealous of me for
    > some reason? Did I say something I shouldn't. I just jealous really. I
    > really want to have Morrissey's kids!!! That's all. Well ...?

    does it matter? she could buy David Bret's book or buy a map to the stars and see it. i don't think it's top secret information anymore.

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    This Person - She Wants Morrissey's Address
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    > does it matter? she could buy David Bret's book or buy a map to the stars
    > and see it. i don't think it's top secret information anymore.

    Yep, but the address in David Bret's book isn't EXACTLY correct, is it? Although she's probably too stupid to work it out for herself.

    Go ahead, give her the address then! But don't blame me if you hear about Morrissey being stalked by some crazy psychotic disillusioned girl from England. (the heiress to Wrigley's chewing gum fortune btw, but she's on benefits at the moment).

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    seriously flawed-not right in the head
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    > Yep, but the address in David Bret's book isn't EXACTLY correct, is it?
    > Although she's probably too stupid to work it out for herself.

    > Go ahead, give her the address then! But don't blame me if you hear about
    > Morrissey being stalked by some crazy psychotic disillusioned girl from
    > England. (the heiress to Wrigley's chewing gum fortune btw, but she's on
    > benefits at the moment).

    Pray tell who that may be?

    Annnnnnnyone we knnnnnnnnow?

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    Abrahán
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    Default we should all stop buying wrigley's gum then...

    I'll get mine from the 99 Cent Only Store instead...

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    seriously flawed-not right in the head
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    Default Re: we should all stop buying wrigley's gum then...

    > I'll get mine from the 99 Cent Only Store instead...

    Surely you shouldn't be chewing gum anyway.
    It's made of cows hooves...

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    Abrahán
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    Default they use everything don't they?

    jello comes to mind... damn those jello shots!

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    Colleen1962
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    Default Re: BEWARE

    > This woman has been pestering me for Morrissey's address. Anybody who has
    > had contact with her will know she is more mental than..well others I
    > could mention.

    > I think the following paragraph says it all really.

    > And I beg of you, don't hand out Morrissey's address to her!

    > Portugese Bird 19:35:05
    > It's jacob's btw! But it doesn't matter, really! Are you jealous of me for
    > some reason? Did I say something I shouldn't. I just jealous really. I
    > really want to have Morrissey's kids!!! That's all. Well ...?
    She, in my humble opinion is a threat to Morrissey. She is completely insane. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, and she claims MORRISSEY anally raped her. In the lobby of some hotel.

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    suzanne
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    > She, in my humble opinion is a threat to Morrissey. She is completely
    > insane. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, and she claims MORRISSEY
    > anally raped her. In the lobby of some hotel.

    why would she complain about a thing like that?! :^)

  10. #10
    Colleen1962
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    > why would she complain about a thing like that?! :^)
    Suzanne, wow, I have no idea. It would be a total honor!

  11. #11
    I know i shouldn't laugh
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    Default Re: BEWARE

    HAHAHAHAHAH
    you guys are hilarious!

    I was thinking the same thing, yep, yep, yep

  12. #12
    I know i shouldn't laugh
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    Default Re: BEWARE

    also, you can't rape the willing

  13. #13
    Morrissey Take Note
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    > why would she complain about a thing like that?! :^)

    I'd pay for the privilege!

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