OI King Leer

[seriously flawed-not right in the head]

Where are all those photos of Mr M to "leer" at?
Your Loving daughter Gonderil..
Please Daddy!

[King Leer]

You're a demanding little girl...

I'm not posting anything until you tell me who gave you a name like Gonderil...it certainly wasn't me.

[seriously flawed-not right in the head]

> You're a demanding little girl...

> I'm not posting anything until you tell me who gave you a name like
> Gonderil...it certainly wasn't me.

Very sorry...there should not have been a "d" in it.
Goneril...you know one of the King's daughters...the other King Lear I mean.
Are there no more nice pics to ogle at Father?

[King Leer]

This one captures Moz in a particularly good light/angle/moment

And what serious flaw does my daughter have, may I ask?

[seriously flawed-not right in the head]

> This one captures Moz in a particularly good light/angle/moment

> And what serious flaw does my daughter have, may I ask?

Oh thank you Papa. I knew you'd come up with the goods.
I Think I'm In Love....
As for my flaw..
The disease I have is what they term - The compulsive, obsessive, haunting, tormenting, life-shattering, passionate, oh God what a mess I'm in, heart breaking, forlorn, can't sleep or eat anymore, enamoured, you're all i see when the light fades, it's so shameful of me but i'm not sorry, lovelorn, lovesick, I just can't explain so I won't even try to, ask me I won't say No, how could I, sexual fantasies, ever consuming passion for MORRISSEY.

Well that's the shortened version. Commonly known as L.O.V.E
And the drugs don't work. If it doesn't improve shortly it's off with my head!

Anyway Daddy, keep fuelling my devotion and posting the pics.

Yours evermore, Goneril

[seriously flawed-not right in the head]

> Oh thank you Papa. I knew you'd come up with the goods.
> I Think I'm In Love....
> As for my flaw..
> The disease I have is what they term - The compulsive, obsessive,
> haunting, tormenting, life-shattering, passionate, oh God what a mess I'm
> in, heart breaking, forlorn, can't sleep or eat anymore, enamoured, you're
> all i see when the light fades, it's so shameful of me but i'm not sorry,
> lovelorn, lovesick, I just can't explain so I won't even try to, ask me I
> won't say No, how could I, sexual fantasies, ever consuming passion for
> MORRISSEY.

> Well that's the shortened version. Commonly known as L.O.V.E
> And the drugs don't work. If it doesn't improve shortly it's off with my
> head!

> Anyway Daddy, keep fuelling my devotion and posting the pics.

> Yours evermore, Goneril

Bless me Father, for I have sinned
It's two minutes since my last confession and I'm still having shameful thoughts about Morrissey.

[King Leer]

> Oh thank you Papa. I knew you'd come up with the goods.
> I Think I'm In Love....

Father figure is the furthest role from who I am...but sure, I'll go with it.

> As for my flaw..
> The disease I have is what they term - The compulsive, obsessive,
> haunting, tormenting, life-shattering, passionate, oh God what a mess I'm
> in, heart breaking, forlorn, can't sleep or eat anymore, enamoured, you're
> all i see when the light fades, it's so shameful of me but i'm not sorry,
> lovelorn, lovesick, I just can't explain so I won't even try to, ask me I
> won't say No, how could I, sexual fantasies, ever consuming passion for
> MORRISSEY.

If you felt all that for Garth Brooks I'd be worried, but since it's Morrissey...take two and don't call me in the morning

[seriously flawed-not right in the head]

> Father figure is the furthest role from who I am...but sure, I'll go with
> it.

> If you felt all that for Garth Brooks I'd be worried, but since it's
> Morrissey...take two and don't call me in the morning

Your Majesty

Can you tell me if its possible to send the Morrissey radio speech via email.
The reason I ask is I can't download the file.
Help if you can Daddy..I'd love to hear him. What did he have to say?

Yours
Goneril

[King Leer]

Only if your mailbox can hold a file that large (enough innuendo for you?)

What kind of computer set up do you have, luv?

[seriously flawed-not right in the head]

> Only if your mailbox can hold a file that large (enough innuendo for you?)

> What kind of computer set up do you have, luv?

Its windows xp, is that enough info?
To be fairly honest with you, the one I'm using now isn't mine and the person whos it is, wont let me download anything..Sad I know...its a very long story.
I do have an email though...

[King Leer]

If you're saying you have web email (hotmail, yahoo etc.) you won't be able to receive an attachment that big... Otherwise, I can try to email it

Erm... Can you pretend you downloaded it and played it by accident? Tell whoever owns the box that his Highness says it's okay

[seriously flawed-not right in the head]

> If you're saying you have web email (hotmail, yahoo etc.) you won't be
> able to receive an attachment that big... Otherwise, I can try to email it

> Erm... Can you pretend you downloaded it and played it by accident? Tell
> whoever owns the box that his Highness says it's okay

I'm telling you....it isn't easy....Rather major problems here your Highness..
Don't want to cause any further ones...You know if I did download it can I delete it immediately I've listened...would they know?

[seriously flawed-not right in the head]

> I'm telling you....it isn't easy....Rather major problems here your
> Highness..
> Don't want to cause any further ones...You know if I did download it can I
> delete it immediately I've listened...would they know?

I know it all sounds rather sinister...believe me it is!
Is there any way you can put it on here so I can just open it and listen from here, or is that not possible. Sorry if I sound stupid, but I am.

Goneril

[King Leer]

What happens when you click on the sound file (which I've pasted again below) link? Is there no audio software installed on the machine you have? It should just play in your browser, without downloading anything...

I sense an I'm-at-work-and-I-can't-mess-around-the-computer vibe...

http://www.morrissey-solo.com/news/2004/kroq20040928.mp3

[seriously flawed-not right in the head]

> What happens when you click on the sound file (which I've pasted again
> below) link? Is there no audio software installed on the machine you have?
> It should just play in your browser, without downloading anything...

> I sense an I'm-at-work-and-I-can't-mess-around-the-computer vibe...

> http://www.morrissey-solo.com/news/2004/kroq20040928.mp3

It's saying..caught file to download. then the box is reading sounds and music or something...but if I download it will go into this cantankerous sods file wont it?