SWM LOOKING FOR ANYONE WHO IS WILLING TO RUB MY BELLY.
I try to avoid getting too personal, but anyhow.
My name is Aldo Clapsaddle.
My friends call me Orvil, but you can call me Cleetus.
I currently Live with my dead mother in a two story house just outside of St.Paul Minnesota.
I have been employed for two years at a "Snipper&Snapper" chocolate factory.
I also spend my weekends collecting discarded milk cartons, because I find that the best photography can be found on missing person profiles.
As I just mentioned, one of my hobbies is collecting photographs of strangers.
I also enjoy jogging in place, and laughing to myself.
I'm looking for a man, woman, or thing that can fully appreciate me for who I am, and not judge me for hating them.
I am 3'10 and weigh approximately 45 pounds.
I have green hair and turquoise eyes.
I am defined but not morbidly muscular.
I look good sitting on cabinets and dashing around in parades.
I also enjoy dressing up in women's clothing.
I am opened minded but suspicious of everything.
I like dull sex, and nightmares that neverend.
My mother's maiden name is Hester Lilly.
My favorite food is cardboard but I am fond of the occasional plastic or aluminum dish.
I hope I answered any questions that you had.
In Doubt,
So&So
