is there a Mathematical Formula for Morrissey's Music?

[LuvlyJubly]

I've asked some friends at university, but they're completely stumped. So, I've bought some Morrissey albums, listened to them, and had a stab at it myself. It's not perfect, but it's probably something like this:

Morrissey's Music = Completely f***ing SHIT. To the power of loads.

This is only valid where in the above equation Morrissey = c***

Any scientists out there who can back me up?

Anyway, I've still got these albums. I'm gonna wipe my arse with them and burn them unless any of you sad f***ers wants them? Only $100 a pop. Let me know, eh?

 

[Mr Beautiful]

1 + 1 = c***

 

[Prof Sin Tan Cos]

yes there is a mathematical formular for morrissey's music

the square root of Morrissey music is a gay orgy in pig swill

 

[LuvlyJubly]

> yes there is a mathematical formular for morrissey's music

> the square root of Morrissey music is a gay orgy in pig swill

Nah, I've had a gay orgy in pig swill (well, you gotta try everyfink, aintcha? As my dear old mum used to say) and Morrissey's music aint nothing like that. If anything, its more like ramming your head into a kangaroo's pouch and eating your way out via the anus.

 

[kerry is flipper]

thats some of the funnier material ive read as of late here on solo

Morrissey rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

> Nah, I've had a gay orgy in pig swill (well, you gotta try everyfink,
> aintcha? As my dear old mum used to say) and Morrissey's music aint
> nothing like that. If anything, its more like ramming your head into a
> kangaroo's pouch and eating your way out via the anus.