FRANZ FERDINAND win mercury music prize

[moby not staying]

[Morrissey is King of Uranus]

Well done Morrissey, your support this Strokes tribute band has paid off. Keep going and soon the charts will be so full of lameass shit that your next crud-encrusted single is bound to crack the top 100.

[Mr.Improper PIMP of the fuckin nation...and proud supporter of yoshinoya]

yep,but what you(or the article/company) fail to mention is what the prize was for:

biggest pile of shit worthless band that will be nothing in 2 years:franz ferdinand.

[Humpetty Hump]

> yep,but what you(or the article/company) fail to mention is what the prize
> was for:

> biggest pile of shit worthless band that will be nothing in 2 years:franz
> ferdinand.

Did they actually win some mercury? I hope so, cos that shit's well poisonous.

[Mr.Improper PIMP of the fuckin nation...and proud supporter of yoshinoya]

Yes,they did win mercury and a giant trophy of a pile of shit with the words"franz ferdinand" on the front plate. Confirming whats been obvious from their existance:they fuckin suck,they're all fuckin shitty musicians and they will be nothing in 2 years.

[Sven]

[Hose Beast]

[Humpetty Hump]

> Yes,they did win mercury and a giant trophy of a pile of shit with the
> words"franz ferdinand" on the front plate. Confirming whats been
> obvious from their existance:they fuckin suck,they're all fuckin shitty
> musicians and they will be nothing in 2 years.

I dunno, look how long Morrissey has been around for.....

I reckon Morrissey's next tour should involve him picking Franz Ferdinand up in a transparent van. Then his road manager would weld the doors shut and push the van off a cliff into the sea while the audience who are wearing scuba gear watch them from the ocean bed and cheer.

I'd buy 3 tickets to that.

[Hose Beast]

Can I get ticket to that too please??? What is the password???

[Humpetty Hump]

> Can I get ticket to that too please??? What is the password???

The password is 'I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS MOMENT HAS FINALLY ARRIVED, PLEASE LET THIS BE GROUNDHOG DAY'

[Hose Beast]