wait, wait! changed my mind! rushed into it! we're going by bands now, kids.
belle and sebastian - "i took down all she said, i even took down her little red dress"
david bowie - "a cop bent down at the feet of a priest, and a queer threw up at the sight of it"
depeche mode - "he reminds me i'm safe as houses, as long as i remember who's wearing the trousers"
the kinks - "long ago, life was clean, sex was bad and obscene, and the rich were all so mean, victoria was my queen"
lee wiley - "i've no desire to be alone, with rudy valle's megaphone"
jad fair - "i did acid with caroline, and we both had a really good time. we talked til 2 in the morning, playing records and i showed her some drawings"
marx brothers - "like shakespeare said to nathan hale, i always get my man"
new york dolls - "i know a girl, her name is laurie, her c***'s so big it's gotta second story!"
noel coward - "oh fiddle dee dee, the wages of sin will be the death of me!"
and of course, the smiths - "oooh, i say..." (because it's damned cheeky)
