Paisley . Security update

[Johnny]

Some of you may travelling from foreign climes to the gig in Paisley.If so,I have compiled some useful information.

Paisley is a quaint and charming Scottish town just outside Glasgow.

The locals are warm and friendly and someone born in Paisley is referred to as a "buddie" and as such you should treat everyone you meet as a friend.

The locals are especially warm and welcoming to friends from the land of freedom.That's the U.S.A. So if you are visiting from the best country in the world talk LOUDLY at all times so that the locals can introduce themselves and put you at ease.

There is no need to worry about hiding valuables such as cameras etc.There will be no need.Come and go as you will and you will be met by the broadest of smiles and the firmest of handshakes.

Indulge in the local tipple of "Eldorado".Charming wine.

Above all relax and enjoy the gig in this most unique of Scottish towns.

[The Moose]

I'd like to echo those sentiments and advise travellers to also visit the beautiful Glasgow area of Govan....Tranquility itself

The Moose

[Tingle]

All the menfolk wear kilts I hear

> I'd like to echo those sentiments and advise travellers to also visit the
> beautiful Glasgow area of Govan....Tranquility itself

> The Moose

[MBB321]

Johnny, isn't this known as plagurism? Can you please post the source where you got the information from, which i know is the 'Scotland Tourist Information Service'. Thanks

MBB321

[suzanne]

> Some of you may travelling from foreign climes to the gig in Paisley.If
> so,I have compiled some useful information.

> Paisley is a quaint and charming Scottish town just outside Glasgow.

> The locals are warm and friendly and someone born in Paisley is referred
> to as a "buddie" and as such you should treat everyone you meet
> as a friend.

> The locals are especially warm and welcoming to friends from the land of
> freedom.That's the U.S.A. So if you are visiting from the best country in
> the world talk LOUDLY at all times so that the locals can introduce
> themselves and put you at ease.

or anyone with an accent for that matter. the twitters of laughter that you hear from them are simply from their joy at having a stranger in their land.

> There is no need to worry about hiding valuables such as cameras etc.There
> will be no need.Come and go as you will and you will be met by the
> broadest of smiles and the firmest of handshakes.

> Indulge in the local tipple of "Eldorado".Charming wine.

> Above all relax and enjoy the gig in this most unique of Scottish towns.

[Johnny]

> Johnny, isn't this known as plagurism? Can you please post the source
> where you got the information from, which i know is the 'Scotland Tourist
> Information Service'. Thanks

> MBB321

I'm afraid it's all from first hand experience Deano

I seriously warn no one to walk the dark side streets of paisley waving Gladiola or quoting from "The Complete Works Of Oscar Wilde".

I had interview for college at Paisley years ago and was chased by about 6 guys and that was in broad daylight.....

Obviously I wasn't scared like...I just needed the exercise !

[Johnny]

> or anyone with an accent for that matter. the twitters of laughter that
> you hear from them are simply from their joy at having a stranger in their
> land.

You'd be safe Suzanne.I'd show you a shortcut to the venue.

[MBB321]

Jesus, it sounds worse than moss side! I know someone that got beat up by a group of 12 year olds in Paisley. It will be hilarious to see BG strutting his stuff around the place if he comes over

MBB321

[Johnny]

> Jesus, it sounds worse than moss side! I know someone that got beat up by
> a group of 12 year olds in Paisley. It will be hilarious to see BG
> strutting his stuff around the place if he comes over

> MBB321

He'll be fine.We'll look after him

[suzanne]

> You'd be safe Suzanne.I'd show you a shortcut to the venue.

does the shortcut involve going through the unsavory parts of town in a loud and drunkenly matter with my purse wide open exposing the rolls of money that i have inside?

[The sound of honesty]

It'll probably involve getting 'jiggy' with it.

[Grim O'Grady]

Suzanne how dare you, our Johnny is the complete gentleman, he'd take you up the back passage as he's taken many a fair maiden, with only shrills of delight!

GrimO

P.s To travellers of the world enjoy the Paisley hospital-ity.

> does the shortcut involve going through the unsavory parts of town in a
> loud and drunkenly matter with my purse wide open exposing the rolls of
> money that i have inside?

[Bluenose]

Were you still dressed up in your Tartan Army Rollers garb, singing "Shang-a-lang, Johnny? I only ask out of politeless as that's why those blokes were giving you funny looks when we went for that curry down Rusholme.

> I'm afraid it's all from first hand experience Deano

> I seriously warn no one to walk the dark side streets of paisley waving
> Gladiola or quoting from "The Complete Works Of Oscar Wilde".

> I had interview for college at Paisley years ago and was chased by about 6
> guys and that was in broad daylight.....

> Obviously I wasn't scared like...I just needed the exercise !

[suzanne]

> Suzanne how dare you, our Johnny is the complete gentleman, he'd take you
> up the back passage as he's taken many a fair maiden, with only shrills of
> delight!

well, as long as he has my best interests at heart...

> GrimO

> P.s To travellers of the world enjoy the Paisley hospital-ity.