'Meat is Murder'

[Jimmy Jim Bob Bobby Gee]

I love this song, but recently something happened to me that disturbed me and made me upset. For the first time since buying the album 8 years ago, I started to listen to the words of the song, and what hit me was the whole tone of it. I mean, do you think Morrissey is suggesting that the processing of animals for food is 'murder'? If so, does that make someone who eats meat an accessory to murder?

Curoius, I tested this out last week when I walked into my local police station with a KFC juicy fillet burger in my hand. I sat in the reception and slowly unwrapped it, then proceeding to eat it in full view of the desk officer. Then I walked up to him and said "arrest me, I am an accessory to murder!". Not sursprisingly, he told me to fuck off.

So can anyone out there really give me some solid evidence that meat is indeed murder? I will be studying a law degree soon, so I don't want to get barred for committing a criminal offence if I can avoid it.

Thanks

Jimmy

[Jimmy Jim Bob Bobby Gee]

and here's another funny thing: how come Morrissey says a 'death for no reason is murder'?

I thought that was manslaughter?

Maybe if I killed someone for a reason I would not be arrested? I will try it and let you know.

[Colonel Skrew]

I think that what he means is that sometimes you can shit a big gristly piece of t-bone steak directly out of your arsehole, totally undigested. This has happened to me on a few different occasions and I can tell you that it is indeed a murderous pain.

One time lots of egg shells came out of my arsehole and that quite hurt as well. Like your good self, I took them into a police station and the little man there told me also to Fuck Off.

I am pretty sure this is what the song is about, because otherwise it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. I would suggest that Morrissey suffers an affliction similar to my own whereby there are no internal organs between mouth and sphincter.

[Baboon confidant]

[wally]

[Grim O'Grady]

Meat is manslaughter makes less sense & doesn't scan so easily to the tune, could Marr be to blame for without his music Morrissey wouldn't have written those words to fit it?
Finally on the sheepdog trials which side would you be on prosecution or defence?

GrimO

> and here's another funny thing: how come Morrissey says a 'death for no
> reason is murder'?

> I thought that was manslaughter?

> Maybe if I killed someone for a reason I would not be arrested? I will try
> it and let you know.

[The Truth Hurts And That's Why Most People Can't Handle It]

> Meat is manslaughter makes less sense & doesn't scan so easily to the
> tune, could Marr be to blame for without his music Morrissey wouldn't have
> written those words to fit it?
> Finally on the sheepdog trials which side would you be on prosecution or
> defence?

> GrimO

What difference does it make to you, Grim? As long as it's in the form of a meat-pie, do you really care one way or the other?

[Grim O'Grady]

oi who rattled your cage & why would a vegetarian be interested in a meat pie?

> What difference does it make to you, Grim? As long as it's in the form of
> a meat-pie, do you really care one way or the other?

[Mr.Improper PIMP of the fuckin nation...and proud fan of His Majesty]

[Mr.Improper PIMP of the fuckin nation....and proud shamu harpooner]