Shut up about this already.
> As you've probably noticed there is an incredibly mundane and
> boring persona named "greasetea" on our message board.
He's been here for a while, and he's been the subject of many, MANY messages before your three irritatingly priggish ones. Please stop posting messages about him. If you were as smart as you try to sound, you might know why you shouldn't.
> You will see him try to be witty and condescending, but you will
> also notice that we will fail at both each and every time.
As far as "witty" and "condescending" goes, you're much worse than greastea because he makes no attempt to sound witty or condescending. You typed "we will fail" which sounds about right to me.
> However; I do invite you to take amusement in his postings, as
> there is no other way to take him. Poor, poor greasetea. Let's
> all offer him our support in this trying time of his.
I only take amusement in the way you're talking about something so old as if it were new, and the way nobody cares as much as you do. So invite yourself to take amusement because no one else accepts. It's no @#!!!ing wonder Sara lost interest in this message board. I'm just irritated this morning.
I saw that some of you were wondering about Johnny's guitar playing on William It Was Really Nothing. Use the capo at the 7th fret. Does anyone want the basic chord structure? It won't sound precise, and there's no way I'm about to tab out the arpeggio bits, but you'll be able to fake it convincingly. I'll check back in a couple of days.
Cristosimo, or whatever the hell your name is, stop posting about greastea if you don't like him. Use some common sense. It's sad that anyone has to tell you this.