FAO: Rain Man

[Stagehands not required.]

People are accusing you of being Moby. Please confirm or deny.

 

[Dagenham's Dave]

I'm predicting no. Rain Man's cooler than Moby (as Moby isn't cool at all)

 

[Yahoo!]

Finally something we agree on. Moby = Scum.

 

[moby]

yes, daghenham dave's, vote THE most irritating moz fan in the WHOLE WORLD! and rainman, who is he?

 

[moby]

> People are accusing you of being Moby. Please confirm or deny.

i am not he, and who is he? he looks like rick astley, and i've read
two of his messages, if that is anything like me, post some messages
that are similar in any way? can't do it, didn't think so, every other
message is about ME! WHY because you all want to be me, it's understandable,
but can nebber happen, sorry, you will have to die alone and poor, unlike
moi, g'night lol

 

[Paul Quinn]

> but can nebber happen, sorry, you will have to die alone and poor, unlike
> moi, g'night lol

Yeah, 'cause using words like "nebber" and "moi" and "lol" are so cool, so street, so hip, so now. Oh how I wish I was you, you twat.

Come up to Blackburn sometime, you'll get a kicking.

 

[moby]

> Yeah, 'cause using words like "nebber" and "moi" and
> "lol" are so cool, so street, so hip, so now. Oh how I wish I
> was you, you twat.

> Come up to Blackburn sometime, you'll get a kicking.

i doubt it velly much

 

[Dagenham's Dave]

What did we disagree on?

 

[Dagenham's Dave]

yes, Moby can't spell. (pst: Dagenham's Dave, voteD)

 

[moby]

it was 1.20am, i was drunk, you don't work so you can't afford to drink, plus i'm minted you are not

 

[Dagenham's Dave]

I don't work, but...do you work at Furness and Llodys and the Co-op banks/societies then?! Oh...

You obviously don't work very well then, if you're posting on moz-solo during working hours...

 

[Dagenham's Dave]

You doubt what? That you'll go up to Blackburn? Yeah I doubt that too

 

[moby]

Re: I don't work, but...do you work at Furness and Llodys and the Co-op banks/societies then?! Oh...

> You obviously don't work very well then, if you're posting on moz-solo
> during working hours...

errr, i don't work because i don't have to, i retired at 30, now
get a job and a partner, remember to play the lottery, you nebber
know, you could be just like me some day

 

[Dagenham's Dave]

THANK YOU for you advice Moby! Everyone: Moby IS the advice guru. Speak to him, NOW!

> errr, i don't work because i don't have to, i retired at 30, now
> get a job and a partner, remember to play the lottery, you nebber
> know, you could be just like me some day

Get over yourself.

 

[moby]

Re: THANK YOU for you advice Moby! Everyone: Moby IS the advice guru. Speak to him, NOW!

> Get over yourself.

some more advice, preston is a shit hole, iron maiden and motley
crue are f***ing horrendous as is your taste in music, and strategy
games are for big fat geeks, did i get anything wrong little boy

 

[moby]

Re: You doubt what? That you'll go up to Blackburn? Yeah I doubt that too

yes, anonymous threats really scare me, and why would anyone want to
go to blackburn anyway? it's worse than preston

 

[Dagenham's Dave]

it has a nice swimming pool

 

[Dagenham's Dave]

Plenty wrong, big boy

 

[moby]

what was wrong, i can prove all of it, sam langfield, preston student, just google yourself

 

[Dagenham's Dave]

We all start somewhere

And my music tastes began with metal. My tastes have developed a lot now... but unlike you, Moby, I am not here all the time to update my Internet profiles.

Plenty of people play computer games.

Oh, and where do YOU live?