WANTED: Guitar Player to take the place of Alain Whyte who has left Morrissey's band.

[J. Marr]

I'll do it!

[clownbait]

got any experience?

[Ruffian]

> I'll do it!

Put myself, and probably Uncle Skinny, down as well for the auditions.

Poor Old Alain, is he really ill though, or has he walked, fallen out whatever?? That's the question on my mind.

Ruffian

[Patrick McCann]

> I'll do it!

Me too. I'm better at riffs and hooks than you, Marrsy.

[Let's Go Devils]

> Put myself, and probably Uncle Skinny, down as well for the auditions.

> Poor Old Alain, is he really ill though, or has he walked, fallen out
> whatever?? That's the question on my mind.

> Ruffian
Morrissey should have a contest Name "Alain's Moz-soloist" replacement. David T can put it on the main page and people can vote who should replace Alain.

[Ruffian]

> Morrissey should have a contest Name "Alain's Moz-soloist"
> replacement. David T can put it on the main page and people can vote who
> should replace Alain.

You jest dear Devil, but you can bet a poll will ensue about ' who would be best as Alain's replacement'.. if there is indeed an announcement on the morrow! And you can assume some idiot will put Robert Smith up as a replacement! He always crops up.

I'll vote for meself though..

Ruffian

[Let's Go Devils]

> You jest dear Devil, but you can bet a poll will ensue about ' who would
> be best as Alain's replacement'.. if there is indeed an announcement on
> the morrow! And you can assume some idiot will put Robert Smith up as a
> replacement! He always crops up.

> I'll vote for meself though..

> Ruffian
I was being serious, and here I thought it was a good idea. .
If there's a vote, and you want to replace Alain, let me know. I can fit it in between my stuffing the All Star voting with who I think should play Short Stop for the American Leauge.