What in the hell is going on?

[Get me away from here i'm dying]

Are you guys smoking crack or what....stealing names, posers trying to be other people? I find grease to be a funny man, these other ones that try and do it are just plain sad.

 

[AssPirate]

Get me away from here i'm dying? Leave! Piss off you twisted pus filled boil! Go away if you don't like it. Go and have sex with a tree.

 

[TheSleepAroundClock]

Maouerant Operdomo man Sqwanderness

You are too fat to have sexual intercourse. The walrus is choking on your rolls. You are too fat. You bent down and picked a dog's end. People want to fart on you. You are too fat.
There is a drain pipe with your name all over it. A carpet will come and fly you to the moon. The people have not chosen you. You smoke dope and push it on puppies. Poor innocent puppies. You drink Tang IN FRONT OF IMPRESSIONABLE CHILDREN!!!!! Then you try to make them drink it. How dare you? Who do you think you are? What right do you have to destroy childrens' lives like that? What right do you have to speak? You are too fat.
Your breath smells like celery. You are your mother's wet Cool Whip.