***** US Unveils new biodegradable Fire Tank. ******
The US has unveiled their latest weapon in the war against terror. Labelled as the ‘Atmospheric Super Sonic Hell On Legs Emitter… or ASSHOLE for short.
Colin Powel stated: “We have an unlimited supply of ASSHOLES in the USA and we are not afraid to use them. All tests today have confirmed the agility and power of this new ASSHOLE which is superseded by nothing. If the heat don’t kill ‘em… the smell will knock ‘em dead’. “
A new advertising campaign has been released in the US to encourage ladies of the large variety to join up:
***** Ladies, come be an ASSHOLE in the Marines. You could be the ASSHOLE we are looking for. Make your life complete and be a complete ASSHOLE in the US Marines ---- Uncle Sam *****
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