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Thread: It’s back… By popular demand… The new US Tank.

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    Rain Man
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    Default It’s back… By popular demand… The new US Tank.

    ***** US Unveils new biodegradable Fire Tank. ******

    The US has unveiled their latest weapon in the war against terror. Labelled as the ‘Atmospheric Super Sonic Hell On Legs Emitter… or ASSHOLE for short.

    Colin Powel stated: “We have an unlimited supply of ASSHOLES in the USA and we are not afraid to use them. All tests today have confirmed the agility and power of this new ASSHOLE which is superseded by nothing. If the heat don’t kill ‘em… the smell will knock ‘em dead’. “

    A new advertising campaign has been released in the US to encourage ladies of the large variety to join up:

    ***** Ladies, come be an ASSHOLE in the Marines. You could be the ASSHOLE we are looking for. Make your life complete and be a complete ASSHOLE in the US Marines ---- Uncle Sam *****





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    sad case
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    Default what a pleb, not because of the subject, because you think you're funny, you aint


  3. #3
    Rain Man
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    Default Over to you then friend.. let it rip with your humour.... wanker

    Actually I was requested to put it back on via email and the guestbook..... Jealous tosser.. Boo Hoo

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    Rain Man
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    Default Re: Over to you then friend.. let it rip with your humour.... errr today!!!

    Still waiting Mr Wanker.....

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    Steve.
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    Default Thanks Rainman

    Cheers Rainman. That is well funny.

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    sad case
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    Default and you're ginger, just saw your pic, it's not going too well in life is it?

    > Actually I was requested to put it back on via email and the
    > guestbook..... Jealous tosser.. Boo Hoo

    and i'm not the one trying to be a personality! you are a laughing
    stock, have you not seen the email circulating about you, you should
    look into it

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    sad case
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    Default rainman thanking himself there, oh dear, how sad


  8. #8
    Steve.
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    Default Colour blind wanker.... Hello???

    Hummm... are you sure??? Your such a foolish little man.

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    sad case
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    Default hahah you just been caught out "steve."

    > Hummm... are you sure??? Your such a foolish little man.

    you just forgot to change your name back to rainman, twat hahahahh!

  10. #10
    Steve.
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    Default Challange.... Post your profile then 'tard. And WTF are you talking about???


  11. #11
    Steve.
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    Default That's it then?? O so fucking funny. Ho Ho he he... cunt


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    sad case
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    Default Re: Challange.... Post your profile then 'tard. And WTF are you talking about???

    why would YOU (steve.) say "colour blind wanker", if I called HIM (rainman)ginger? because you have been sussed
    you twat

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    Rain Man
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    Default Okay... pants down... yes I'm stupid too.... bollocks.


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    sad case
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    Default RAINMAN RESORTS TO THANKING HIMSELF AS STEVE. PROOF ABOVE LOL!!! BUBEYE


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    sad case
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    Default twat revealed, my job is done


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    Rain Man
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    Default Hang on... Two posts on here are not from me you stupid fool.

    Someone is also posting as me... Jesus I can't type that fast... twat

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    sad case
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    Default you registered your name!!! so don't fucking LIE AGAIN YOU GINGER CUNT LOL!

    > Someone is also posting as me... Jesus I can't type that fast... twat

    you are so busted ginge

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    Rain Man
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    Default Re: Challange.... Post your profile then 'tard. And WTF are you talking about???

    I'll take that as a NO to your profile then??? As you also wanked out on your humour... like a coward.... Typical.

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    Rain Man
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    Default No... Your the one posting a Steve you sad idiot....

    No... Your the one posting a Steve you sad idiot....

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    Rain Man
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    Default Sad case.. you truly are... very.


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