cheap pr stunt

[JL]

I was sorry to see mo’s pathetic attempt at publicity. I tossed out my college Smith collection at lunch.
Has-beens without talent should gracefully exit stage-left.

[Miss Misery]

Or stage-right, in your case. Oh, I can see it now. "Handsome Devil" banned from Clear Channel stations across the country. Now young freshmen will never know that "A boy in the bush is worth two in the hand". Say, do you think any boys ever got into George's bush? I've heard he was a bit of a wild man at college, you just never know WHAT he got up to!

[JL]

don't you think it would be better for mo?
you don't want his last recording to be such slop, do you?
seriously, i beg you mo, don't go out like this--making crap music and staying "controversial" (see opening of the web page) with silly politiking.
so freaking sad.

[Miss Misery]

Mo? You mean the bartender on the Simpsons? I didn't even know he had a record out! You're right, he's an ugly bastard and he shouldn't even try.

[JL]

okay, that was pretty good.
i really did like M-O-R-R-I-S-S-E-Y, by the way; i just can't stand the political b.s.
it's so weak. leave that to the Baldwin Bros and those other self-righteous blowhards.

[MBB321]

Just stick with Uncle Dean, you won't go far wrong sweets

Deano x

[JL]

"sweets"--is that some queer english term, ya langer?
o, i forgot, this is a queer board, isn't it. sorry.

[Miss Misery]

Thank you for not revealing my secret identity, Dean. It is much appreciated.

NOW--Morrissey's politics bother you? Where have you been? He's always made ridiculous comments about leaders of various countries; He wrote a song called "Margaret On The Guillotine" for cripes sake. In case you don't know, that's Margaret Thatcher, former soul-destroying Prime Minister of the UK. And he ain't no friend of Reagan, either.

[Miss Misery]

> "sweets"--is that some queer english term, ya langer?
> o, i forgot, this is a queer board, isn't it. sorry.

38-24-36 and I can assure you, I'm all woman!

[JL]

yes, missy, i'm sure you are a woman.
i was addressing Mr. Jackass--"deano" or, more appropriately, Dean Da Langer.

[JL]

look, i understand that many an entertainer think themselves geopoliticians. whatever. i don't care--free speech and all that. but i think it's also important for non-entertainer's to utilize a little of that free speech as well and let the self-righteous boobies know that we think they're pathetic.