My love life and other uninteresting animals

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TeddyMorrissey

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My love life is rather colourless. Let's face the truth, if you fall in love with a girl called Helen Smith, your bound to move on eventually. Rather like Steven did. But I love Helen, she used me, that's the way it goes in this cynical world nowadays. Women and the upper hand. I am not a Mysogynist you uderstand, oh no, just mentioning the social boundries we live in. Where do us men stand now . Alone usually. Anyway, I am a Mozzer fan of the larger kind(16 Stone) I would like to meet a Mozzer fan of similar build (that's Rubenesque to you folks more knowledged in such matters. I havent got a lot to offer, only me. Ted.
 
> My love life is rather colourless. Let's face the truth, if you
> fall in love with a girl called Helen Smith, your bound to move
> on eventually. Rather like Steven did. But I loved Helen, she
> used me, that's the way it goes in this cynical world nowadays.
> Women and the upper hand. I am not a Mysogynist you uderstand,
> oh no, just mentioning the social boundries we live in. Where do
> us men stand now . Alone usually. Anyway, I am a Mozzer fan of
> the larger kind(16 Stone) I would like to meet a Mozzer fan of
> similar build (that's Rubenesque to you folks more knowledged in
> such matters. I havent got a lot to offer, only me. Ted.
 
> My love life is rather colourless. Let's face the truth, if you
> fall in love with a girl called Helen Smith, your bound to move
> on eventually. Rather like Steven did. But I love Helen, she
> used me, that's the way it goes in this cynical world nowadays.
> Women and the upper hand. I am not a Mysogynist you uderstand,
> oh no, just mentioning the social boundries we live in. Where do
> us men stand now . Alone usually. Anyway, I am a Mozzer fan of
> the larger kind(16 Stone) I would like to meet a Mozzer fan of
> similar build (that's Rubenesque to you folks more knowledged in
> such matters. I havent got a lot to offer, only me. Ted.
 
Dear boy, you need to MOVE on

Look you idiot, to quote another hero of mine Mr. T "shut yaw jibba jabba" you don't think we have all gone through some break up (nasty ones at that) before? Let me tell, eveyone thinks their breakup is the most tragic. Here's a tip: SHUT UP YOU PINEAPPLE HEAD!!!!!!!
Look monkeylips, being poetic about it is lame and stupid...instead here's an option to help you move on..se hat romantic satin curtain flailing from the breeze..the window behind it? Move on into it and plummet to your meaty mess you shmuck! And I will laugh at the heap of crap that has fallen before me.

Move on or kill yourself! Hope you like my advice nigglebumps, K-Dawg be in tha' houzzzzzzzzzzz-eeeeeeeeeeaaaa. Martini anyone you shlubs?
 
> My love life is rather colourless. Let's face the truth, if you
> fall in love with a girl called Helen Smith, your bound to move
> on eventually. Rather like Steven did. But I love Helen, she
> used me, that's the way it goes in this cynical world nowadays.
> Women and the upper hand. I am not a Mysogynist you uderstand,
> oh no, just mentioning the social boundries we live in. Where do
> us men stand now . Alone usually. Anyway, I am a Mozzer fan of
> the larger kind(16 Stone) I would like to meet a Mozzer fan of
> similar build (that's Rubenesque to you folks more knowledged in
> such matters. I havent got a lot to offer, only me. Ted.

Is this a singles add or what?
 
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