Not where I'm from
Do you know this one?
Harry went to Hampstead. Harry Lost his hat. Harry's Mother said to Harry, "Harry, where's your hat?"
"'angin' in the 'all, Mother, 'angin' on a 'ook."
Harry's Mother said to Harry, "Harry have a look."
Mind your haitches you hignorant hass hor I'll hit you in the heye with han honion.