Morrissey SWIMMING? Please do tell...

[Hated For Loving]

Okay, I don't want to sound really stupid or not hip or anything but what exactly do these shirts mean- if anything.??? This boy I'm in love with wore his "Morrissey Swimming" shirt to Vegas and I've seen other people wearing them at other shows and...etc. So what's the deal? Let me know. Thank you.

[Greasetea]

You are on the right track there you stuttering gorilla, you do sound like a stupid dolt for asking not only an obvious question but such a boring one at that!
Listen you crossed-eyed wacky, the answer is simple to your idiotic question. To find it, take a good look in the mirror and you see that mauled up , wilted hunk of carcass you call a face? After you realize what an ugly spug of a yam you are, the answer won't matter. so ya double-jointed shmuck, shove that lanky leg up your ass and make like a candy cane you mango-gut!

You know what twinkie thumbs, go stick your head in a blender and set it on chunky you butter drinking wombat! I hate you!!!!!

Yo Moz be mah dawg G!

[Lifeguard Sleeping]

From what I can remember, Morrissey said once, in an interview, that the only exercise he partook in was swimming.

A while later, in another interview, a journalist asked him if he still swam. Morrissey was suprised that the journalist had known about that - he even jokingly said something about having wanted to keep that part of his life a secret. Apparently, he had forgotten the topics of the previous interview.

Anyway, thats MY take on it. I didn't even KNOW about the existence of these shirts, up until now.

[SleepTheClockAround]

> Okay, I don't want to sound really stupid or not hip or anything
> but what exactly do these shirts mean- if anything.??? This boy
> I'm in love with wore his "Morrissey Swimming" shirt
> to Vegas and I've seen other people wearing them at other shows
> and...etc. So what's the deal? Let me know. Thank you.

Swimming must be about swimming(wow thats deep!)

[Cili]

> From what I can remember, Morrissey said once, in an interview,
> that the only exercise he partook in was swimming.

You were probably referring to the present, but as a boy, he used to run as well... track team or something like that I believe.

[~]

> Swimming must be about swimming(wow thats deep!)

I saw that too.. YES its about swimming.. BUT whats the point? It's a black shirt that says simply "Morrissey swimming" .. there has to be something to it!

[hnia]

> Okay, I don't want to sound really stupid or not hip or anything
> but what exactly do these shirts mean- if anything.??? This boy
> I'm in love with wore his "Morrissey Swimming" shirt
> to Vegas and I've seen other people wearing them at other shows
> and...etc. So what's the deal? Let me know. Thank you.

The shirts are from the Maladjusted tour. I think the point of the shirts is that Morrissey is written like a university. So by wearing them you are sort of on moz's team. Morrissey swim team..? what would our mascot look like? Swimming is the best exercise, i swim around 4 times a week and eat whatever i want.

hnia

[Hated For Loving]

Thank you to everyone who took my question seriously, I knew there was some sort of meaning behind them. Thanx a bunch!

[merciful heavens]

> From what I can remember, Morrissey said once, in an interview,
> that the only exercise he partook in was swimming.

Damn I can't swim. That Morrissey has got the upper hand now. I'll have to go down to the pool. AT LEAST I CAN PLAY THE PIANO.

[jeane]

Have you never heard Death of a Disco Dancer?

> Damn I can't swim. That Morrissey has got the upper hand now.
> I'll have to go down to the pool. AT LEAST I CAN PLAY THE PIANO.