Ill sell anyone who wants it:

[Mr.Improper PIMP for the coalition to free timothy mcveigh]

A date with captains mum(dont worry,you'll get laid,just dont mind the stench and you're fine),and MY copy of the 7 inch single for 100 bucks. While you're being "pleasured" by captains mom,you can listen to the single then bitch slap that hoe and send her back to her streetcorner where she belongs.

For a quick 20,you can "donkeypunch" captains mum,she likes to be donkeypuched and gives amazing rimjobs. Often times,I dont wipe if I know she's going to be rimming me,that way,she gets a special "chocolate surprise".

LMK if you want this,Ill put you on the "pre order list".

[captain scum]

> A date with captains mum(dont worry,you'll get laid,just dont mind the
> stench and you're fine),and MY copy of the 7 inch single for 100 bucks.
> While you're being "pleasured" by captains mom,you can listen to
> the single then bitch slap that hoe and send her back to her streetcorner
> where she belongs.

> For a quick 20,you can "donkeypunch" captains mum,she likes to
> be donkeypuched and gives amazing rimjobs. Often times,I dont wipe if I
> know she's going to be rimming me,that way,she gets a special
> "chocolate surprise".

> LMK if you want this,Ill put you on the "pre order list".

she said you got your little dude out, she laughed until she vomited, you were even turned on by that, phoned let's go devils and the half man/woman freak
turned up and filmed the whole thing. She just loves the crusty flaps, it's
a trait, go with it

[Mr.Improper PIMP for the coalition to free timothy mcveigh]

Dude,quite while you're ahead ok????? if you want to match wits with me fine,but let me know first??? that way,I can check mine at the door and we'll start even ok???????

This post doesnt make one bit of sense,but look who it's posted by??????? hey,got a great deal for your cap'n on some whale farms in ohio........LMK,you'll be getting in on the ground floor ok??? dont wait too long though......This offer's only good until I find another dumbshit to ask.

[captain scum]

> Dude,quite while you're ahead ok????? if you want to match wits with me
> fine,but let me know first??? that way,I can check mine at the door and
> we'll start even ok???????

> This post doesnt make one bit of sense,but look who it's posted by???????
> hey,got a great deal for your cap'n on some whale farms in
> ohio........LMK,you'll be getting in on the ground floor ok??? dont wait
> too long though......This offer's only good until I find another dumbshit
> to ask.

you make a lot of sense, well done, put that intelligence to getting from welfare to work maybe, let's go devils does her community service for the
old ladies of the parish, cleaning out their dusty basements, ahem

[Mr.Improper PIMP for the coalition to free timothy mcveigh]

>How can you "to get an intelligence" from someone or something?????

Dude,seriously,you're not making any fuckin sense. Didnt your mom always tell you,"dont talk with your mouth full"???? pickel gargling again are you?????

[captain scum]

> Dude,seriously,you're not making any fuckin sense. Didnt your mom always
> tell you,"dont talk with your mouth full"???? pickel gargling
> again are you?????

i wish i could live in a trailer, it must be so scary? let's go devils likes to poke "really mature" ladies though, so you have that in your life

[captain scum's bum]

Ah don't listen to him mate,he's just upset because he has no place to live and his bum is sore from me.

[Bored]

> A date with captains mum(dont worry,you'll get laid,just dont mind the
> stench and you're fine),and MY copy of the 7 inch single for 100 bucks.
> While you're being "pleasured" by captains mom,you can listen to
> the single then bitch slap that hoe and send her back to her streetcorner
> where she belongs.

> For a quick 20,you can "donkeypunch" captains mum,she likes to
> be donkeypuched and gives amazing rimjobs. Often times,I dont wipe if I
> know she's going to be rimming me,that way,she gets a special
> "chocolate surprise".

> LMK if you want this,Ill put you on the "pre order list".

I think the humour of this is lost on those who don't know what a donkey punch is.

[captain scum's bum]

iTs pretty funny bra...you'd probably be in tears laughing from it if you heard what it is........Lets just say,it's pretty funny!!!!!

[Mr.Improper PIMP for the coalition to free timothy mcveigh]

I'll tell you what it is if you want??????????

[captain scum]

> iTs pretty funny bra...you'd probably be in tears laughing from it if you
> heard what it is........Lets just say,it's pretty funny!!!!!

yes, hilarious, well done josh