a new smiths cover band forming

[stretch out and wait]

attention everybody; there is a new band froming called stretch out and wait. there will be auditions for a lead singer position the requirements are as follows: you must be in to ruebenesque women,love to hip-hop dance, and act like a lounge singer from vegas. all interested parties apply at the taco bell in monrovia.

 

[anti-mex]

> attention everybody; there is a new band froming called stretch
> out and wait. there will be auditions for a lead singer position
> the requirements are as follows: you must be in to ruebenesque
> women,love to hip-hop dance, and act like a lounge singer from
> vegas. all interested parties apply at the taco bell in
> monrovia.

That is terrible!!

 

[murder & mayhem]

> attention everybody; there is a new band froming called stretch
> out and wait. there will be auditions for a lead singer position
> the requirements are as follows: you must be in to ruebenesque
> women,love to hip-hop dance, and act like a lounge singer from
> vegas. all interested parties apply at the taco bell in
> monrovia.

when will you die?
"I'd like to kick you in the head until you're dead--the sight of blood is such a high"

ROTR no mas