Funny UK TV commercials for Trojan condoms (No Moz Content)

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Three Different Outrageous UK TV commercials for Trojan condoms

http://flash.trojangames.co.uk/tgames/movies/movie3.html

http://flash.trojangames.co.uk/tgames/movies/movie2.html

http://flash.trojangames.co.uk/tgames/movies/movie1.html
 
> Three Different Outrageous UK TV commercials for Trojan condoms

> http://flash.trojangames.co.uk/tgames/movies/movie3.html
> http://flash.trojangames.co.uk/tgames/movies/movie2.html
> http://flash.trojangames.co.uk/tgames/movies/movie1.htm

Very imaginative and very funny! Cheers!

Sk.
 
> Very imaginative and very funny! Cheers!

> Sk.

err, he didn't direct the f***ers
 
Another Laugh For You

Queen Elizabeth & Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go before the angel to find out if they'll be admitted to heaven.

Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the angel must decide which of them gets in.

The angel asks Dolly if there is some particular reason why she should go to heaven, whereupon she takes off her top and says, "Look at these. They're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day for eternity."

The angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question. The Queen drops her skirt and panties and takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up and douches with it.

The angel says, "OK, Your Majesty, you may go in."
Dolly is outraged. "What is that all about? I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She performs a rude act of hygiene and she gets in. Can you explain that to me?"

"Sorry Dolly", says the angel, "but even in heaven, a royal flush beats two of a kind.
 
Yet Another Laugh For You

" A little lemon and seltzer will remove those pesky ink stains after you've been fingerprinted. "

-Martha Stewart
 
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