Don't give me this crap about Morrissey not being online!

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LoafingOaf

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I see the photo in the news section of this web site. There's Morrissey's living room. In the corner, there's a computer. I bet he's a cyber-addict. You're not fooling anyone, Morrissey. I bet you come here every day.
 
> I see the photo in the news section of this web site. There's
> Morrissey's living room. In the corner, there's a computer. I
> bet he's a cyber-addict. You're not fooling anyone, Morrissey. I
> bet you come here every day.

I am sure he does. and if he does that would be lovely. then he would know how much i and his fans love him. And another thing, hes a great home decorator, he should be in archictertural(?) digest. Its very very nice. way to go morrissey.

-mozgurlie
 
> I see the photo in the news section of this web site. There's
> Morrissey's living room. In the corner, there's a computer. I
> bet he's a cyber-addict. You're not fooling anyone, Morrissey. I
> bet you come here every day.

2 years ago he wouldn't tell us if he owned a computer because he didn't want to "cater." Now he poses with one? What a fraud.
 
> I see the photo in the news section of this web site. There's
> Morrissey's living room. In the corner, there's a computer. I
> bet he's a cyber-addict. You're not fooling anyone, Morrissey. I
> bet you come here every day.

After "wide to receive" and the fact that he is releasing an album over the internet, people are slowly catching on.

Maybe he lies about other things too. I quit believing him and go straight for the "what is he doing and not saying?" approach.




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Hey doesnt he have a right to have a computer? After all he needs to go look at all the websites people made about him. Im sure he does come here to see what everyone is talking about. I didnt see any books in that house either so He probably searches the net more and more often then we think!
 
> I see the photo in the news section of this web site. There's
> Morrissey's living room. In the corner, there's a computer. I
> bet he's a cyber-addict. You're not fooling anyone, Morrissey. I
> bet you come here every day.

what brings the question:

who is morrissey here?

you? mani? me?

my sincerest hope he is not suzanne... it would be a serious deception to me... i'm not gay (i know it's a shame but this is true...)


madredeus
 
What is the scientific word for what I'm trying to say here?

> Hey doesnt he have a right to have a computer? After all he
> needs to go look at all the websites people made about him. Im
> sure he does come here to see what everyone is talking about. I
> didnt see any books in that house either so He probably searches
> the net more and more often then we think!

Duh


new songs! new dates!
 
I've been deceiving the online community for years.

> what brings the question:

> who is morrissey here?

> you? mani? me?

I personally think that it's David Tseng.

> my sincerest hope he is not suzanne...

And the voice of reason speaks! Certain people should listen and realize that this is not what the fans want!

>it would be a serious
> deception to me... i'm not gay (i know it's a shame but this is
> true...)

I am indeed morrissey. I shrank myself by 9 inches, took 15 years off my life by aerobicizing, grew out my hair, and now have breasts. I kept the other naughty bits i might change my mind later on and also because they were small and unnoticeable anyway. It's a very strange experience after existing 40 years of my life as a man, but I feel like this is the person inside of me that has been screaming to get out.




new songs! new dates!
 
>
> archictertural(?)digest
>

is that a medical condition?
 
> After "wide to receive" and the fact that he is
> releasing an album over the internet, people are slowly catching
> on.

> Maybe he lies about other things too. I quit believing him and
> go straight for the "what is he doing and not saying?"
> approach.

in fact he only uses his computer as a decoration piece.

and he tried to write some lyrics in it some months ago but it was oh so difficult that he stoped doing it.

well, at least this is what he`ll say about his computer...
 
> in fact he only uses his computer as a decoration piece.
> and he tried to write some lyrics in it some months ago but it
> was oh so difficult that he stoped doing it.
> well, at least this is what he`ll say about his computer...

Yup!

I have a neighbor woman who told me she hates television, never watches it, has more important things to do with her time. Yet every evening as I come home I see the flickering TV screen in her window.
 
Re: I've been deceiving the online community for years.

> I personally think that it's David Tseng.

i think so...

> And the voice of reason speaks! Certain people should listen and
> realize that this is not what the fans want!

exactly. you are much better than him.

> I am indeed morrissey. I shrank myself by 9 inches, took 15
> years off my life by aerobicizing, grew out my hair, and now
> have breasts. I kept the other naughty bits i might change my
> mind later on and also because they were small and unnoticeable
> anyway. It's a very strange experience after existing 40 years
> of my life as a man, but I feel like this is the person inside
> of me that has been screaming to get out.

(a great smile in fabricio's face:) oh i am so happy you are really suzanne and not morrissey...
 
Re: I've been deceiving the online community for years.

> i think so...

> exactly. you are much better than him.

much better than him at what?!?!

> (a great smile in fabricio's face:) oh i am so happy you are
> really suzanne and not morrissey...

Nice that you will take a stranger's word on it.
 
Re: I believe it is "Zoinks!" (N/T)

ok, who is this messing with my head? :^)
 
So, if Morrissey uses the net, he may know the answer to this question
Why don't you come to sing in France?
 
You're not fooling anyone, Morrissey. I
> bet you come here every day.

He really is an incredible liar. There's so much fun to be had for serious music fans on the net, so how could he resist?




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Re: I believe it is "Zoinks!" (N/T worth reading)

> ok, who is this messing with my head? :^)

Plesae join us in the chat room sometime, We'd love to have you...Would you do it for two scooby snacks? ok, ok...Three scooby snacks.

£ater >;^)
 
Re: I believe it is "Zoinks!" (N/T worth reading)

> Plesae join us in the chat room sometime, We'd love to have
> you...Would you do it for two scooby snacks? ok, ok...Three
> scooby snacks.

> £ater >;^)

Is this Mud?




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Well........(N/T but click anyway)

> Is this Mud? NO!

You must enter the chat if you dare............
 
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