"I Have Forgiven Jesus" is a funny title -- I hope it pisses people off, as it seems to already have

[King Leer]

[well I couldn't really say]

[Mr.Improper PIMP for a better society]

Who gives a fuckity fick fuck what others think??? thats the problem with the world now...too many assholes with opinions. If it differs from theirs,your wrong. FUCK YOU I say. I'll bet you do shit or say shit that pisses others off as well??? so the the helly hoo up.

[Mr.Improper PIMP for a better society]

BTW,you're right...it is a funny title.

[Chill]

Besides, I'm not entirely convinced he ever really existed.

So I say, Good show, Morrissey!

P.S. I didn't say all of his followers or even most, so simmer down Christians. I don't hate all of you.

[Speed]

[Mary Jane Jacobs]

So do I! I'm expecting something along the lines of 'Maudlin St.'...

[Mr.Improper PIMP for a better society]

Im not a christian......Bu thanks for playing......

[Small Paul]

> Im not a christian......Bu thanks for playing......

Nice one Pimp - he didn't think of that. Most Christians don't curse as much as you.

[Mr.Improper PIMP for a better society]

Thats true too....Christians????? what the fuckity fuck is that????(I know what it is)..... they try to run people's lives with their beliefs. They come and bang on your fuckin door and think they need to give their "views" to you....hey dumb dumbs...the only thing you need to give to me is......a fuckin steel cahir to bash your fuckin skull in with. The next time you call my fuckin house or cxome to my door and fuck with me,I will kindly kick your skull in until i have no feeling left in my leg,then do the dance of the albinos on your carcass and eat a yoshinoya in your honor...christians......the religious worlds mistake!!!!!!!!

[Chill]

Sorry. I really just wanna hear someone say the wanna bash some Mormons' heads in with chairs.

(Having Mormon family issues right now.)

[Mr.Improper PIMP for a better society]

See my answer for christians......heres another group of people who need inoperable tumors at the base of their spines...... What the fuckity fuck fuck is a mormon anyways???? who fuckin decided they ride bikes all over town too??? i see one more of these useless dickwads cut me off on the road to got to someone shouse to "give them their message" ill fuckin not only bash your fuckin skulls in...Ill fuckin take a shit on you afterwards..... they're even more worthless than christians. They find fault with people yet,they can be married to 20 people at one time????? what the fuckity fuck i8s that all about??? mormons= just a longer version of the word MORONS!!!!!! Stay off the bikes MORONS,you're not in the tour de france and i dont know anyone who wants to listen to you and your "message". By the way,1 more thing about 'MORONS"......whats with the fuckin ties????? are these business calls you make to peoples homes?????? "what can i do for you??" they ask....how about you take you,your bike,your fellow "morons" and get the fuckity fick fuck off my porch now before I kick your fuckin skulls in???? Mow my lawn,dont tell me your "message".

[Mr.Improper PIMP for a better society]

Btw,telling us all you have mormon family issues is not good. I feel sorry for you. Who decides to be a mormon anyways???? what do you do??? get up one day and say"you know...today,Im going to ride around on my mtn bike wearing a short sleeve white shirt&tie(this is the official uniform of the quintessential MORON)go to peoples homes,knock on their doors,become an annoyance to them,spread my "message" to them and ask them "can i do anything for you??/"...if you find yourselves asking this shit...get your selves checked out immediately....or write a book..."my life as a mormon"...best seller for sure. Watch the fuckin jimmy swaggert,PTL(or whatever the fuck it is),or any other christian or mormon or any other "religion" and go out and bother others about it....doesnt sound too exciting for me.....besides...dont you feel its a bit odd...that these people want you to "pray" and give them money?????? Why?? so they can buy cadi's and new homes with it???? no thanks...religion is just like wrestling boys and girls.......

FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE...its just too bad people dont realize this.

[Mr.Improper PIMP for a better society]

If you have to pay to "pray" then by all means...no matter what anyone else tells you...its fuckin fakety fake fake. Some will "argue...well it dsoesnt cost to pray" ok...fine...then why do they shove those chicken finger baskets in front of your facey face every time you go to a church????? if you didnt "pay"...how long will you be allowed to "pray"????? Religion= the BIGGEST fuckin joke on the planet.

[Mr.Improper PIMP for a better society]

I will leave you all with this one last little Nugget if advice/info on "religion"......I know you're all probably saying to yourselves right now after reading the past few posts"well,what right does the PIMP of the fuckin nation have to tell me what i should or shouldnet believe in or my religious choices???"....funny,I was going to ask you the same fuckin thing....you see what im getting at people???? if you dont want me telling you what you should and shouldnt fuckin believe in...and blah blah fuckin blah...then why do it to others????? if you didnt like it when they did it to you,why do you feel this need to share it with us?????? do yourselves a favor.......shut it the fuckity fuck fuck fuck up and save you and your fuckin religious opinions and opinions in general...for someone who gives a shit????? because i dont. Everyone offends someone....no matter what you say or what you do.....remember that!!!!!!

[Chill]

Thanks, I needed that.

[Mr.Improper PIMP for a better society]

Thats what im here for.........to brighten everyones day.......