Anti-Morrissey demo from 1992

Re: I have a question for Professor McCann! Someone's in big trouble

> Even useless information?

ONLY useless information.

> OK, I don't care if you were reading last weeks paper, for a second,... I
> I I thought you were becoming one of THEM!

A discerning, cultured, sophisticated (and modest) man like myself could never become one of THEM!

> Nearest and dearest? OH You mean our dog? I'm sure she was in on it. If
> she speaks she has to give up the sofa.
> Very wise words, well beyond your years, couldn't agree with you more.
> He's going to get it allright. I hope it's worth him jumping around like
> an idiot, pretending he's from Seattle. Your so good with your Noni, she's
> so lucky to have you.

She keeps telling me that too. It must be true.

I was thinking rolling pin but I'll take your advice
> and try the oven Mitt just this once. Tis the season.

Tis the season indeed. On second thoughts, don't be too hard on him. They know not what they do.
 
I have a question for the Laugh-O-lympics duo- Devils and Patrick

> Even useless information?
> OK, I don't care if you were reading last weeks paper, for a second,... I
> I I thought you were becoming one of THEM!
A discerning, cultured, sophisticated (and modest) man like myself could never become one of THEM
If I am not mistaken, the gladiolus bloom late so could you suggest another flower to wave around May 22 in my black flannel shirt.
 
Its Laff-a-lympics and only pink roses and tulips in my garden

> A discerning, cultured, sophisticated (and modest) man like myself could
> never become one of THEM
> If I am not mistaken, the gladiolus bloom late so could you suggest
> another flower to wave around May 22 in my black flannel shirt.
On May 22nd I will be going to bottle king stocking up on liquid refreshments, packing my bikini's, suntan lotion, body board, kayak, towel ect for the beach.
 
Re: I have a question for Professor McCann! Someone's in big trouble

> ONLY useless information.
Now that's not true. But here's some useless information, The monkey's started in early 1966 and the song came out late 1966. The Steve Allman guy said it's about the Beatles.
> A discerning, cultured, sophisticated (and modest) man like myself could
> never become one of THEM!
LOL all true.

> She keeps telling me that too. It must be true.
must be

> Tis the season indeed. On second thoughts, don't be too hard on him. They
> know not what they do.
I know, I know, but how much can a girl take? I do his laundry you know.
 
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