Who makes the best chocolate in the world?

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Stoney Hando

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Come on let's have an international chocolate war over this!
 
While some will no doubt go for the gourmet Teuscher Chocolates, I'll take Toblerone any day, any day, any day.
 
A little place called My Asshole
 
Mexican "chocolate" has got to be the worst chocolate in the whole f***ing world.

Man you Beaners don't know what the hell you are doing.

What man, you skimp on the dairy milk, so the thing tastes worse than a Tootsie Roll?

Stick to what you do best. Tamales and stuff. Your cuisine is vast, you don't need to be making chocolate, just import it for God's sake. Please do the world this 1 favor, Mexico.

Stop making chocolate full stop!

Did you learn nothing from the Spanish?

Churros con Chocolate??
 
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Cadbury's of course. Having said that, my favourite is a Snickers bar.




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> Cadbury's of course. Having said that, my favourite is a Snickers bar.

I'm partial to a Walnut Whip.
 
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> I'm partial to a Walnut Whip.

Have you got a tongue that can extricate the soft centre without disturbing the rest of the ensemble? Nut and a little nibble allowed of course!

Ruffian
 
Bluey, thought you'd prefer a thick veined Mars bar to be honest
 
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> Have you got a tongue that can extricate the soft centre without
> disturbing the rest of the ensemble? Nut and a little nibble allowed of
> course!

> Ruffian

Not sure about that Ruff ! I shall try
 
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> Have you got a tongue that can extricate the soft centre without
> disturbing the rest of the ensemble? Nut and a little nibble allowed of
> course!

I've tried by I can't stop dribbling my mouth juices down the ribbed shaft.
 
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> Cadbury's of course. Having said that, my favourite is a Snickers bar.

Oh my -- that is heavenly. Thanks Jo!
 
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What on earth is that?! I've never seen that before!
 
> Come on let's have an international chocolate war over this!

Sweden makes the best chocolate.
 
Re: CADBURY'S!!! No contest!

you'd love the Cadburys factory near Birmingham. Mmmmmmm
 
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> Cadbury's of course. Having said that, my favourite is a Snickers bar.

have you tried Snickers flapjack? My god :)
 
Re: CADBURY'S!!! No contest!

> you'd love the Cadburys factory near Birmingham. Mmmmmmm

*gasp* Cadburys factory??? Oh goodness. That would be my dream job. If I fax you my resume, would you mind forwarding it for me?
 
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