Um David T., Do you think for Christmas you can get us a new message board...

[Lil' Rob ... Just Another Vato From The Hard Knock Life]

...complete with avatars, sigs, and smilies?? Or will we have to beat it out of you?

[Mr.Improper PIMP to the Red Wings]

Hey,i dont want any of that shit here...This isnt that type of board,and for those people who clamor for that shit to be here; go somewhere the fuck else.

[Lil' Rob ... Just Another Vato From The Hard Knock Life]

I've been on other band's high tech message boards, and they're always bagging on our shit. To make an automobile analogy. Everyone else is rollin' hard in Escalades, Mustangs, and Jettas, while we're stuck in this piece of shit Cutlass Supreme.

[Mr.Improper PIMP to hoes everywhere]

Listening to shitty bands like dexys midnight runners and wang chung.

[Let's Go Devils and Celtic]