Re: My story is full of shame
Haha! Don't worry. That was one of my first introductions to The Smiths as well. I'd heard the song elsewhere (a car commercial, I believe, the Cruel Intentions theatrical trailer, the Charmed themesong). Before I bought Singles, that was the only Smiths song I had ever heard. In fact, a full year before I bought that album, a friend recommended it to me and I recognized the name from The Wedding Singer soundtrack, which my kid sister owned (she later gave it to me). I liked the song, but I wasn't really buying a lot of records at the time, so I ignored my friend.
When I started working at the Gap, I met two cool girls with whom I eventually became very good friends. We liked a lot of the same music -- Blur, Stone Roses, Beatles, Clash, etc. We would listen to music back in the stockroom during breaks or during shipment. One day, I was sharing a locker with one of the girls and I saw that she had a copy of Singles. I started reading the track listing and saw "There Is A Light That Never Goes Out" on it. I recognized the song title from Trainspotting, my favorite book. Irvine Welsh quotes the song in a chapter about Spud and how unlucky in love he is because he never takes a chance with a girl when he has ("And in the darkened underpass, I thought Oh God, my chance has come at last, but then a strange fear gripped me and I just couldn't ask"). I was intrigued. That night, I bought Singles on the way home from work. As I walked home in the dark, I listened to it. I was hooked after about half a minute of "Hand In Glove."
Bonus story: I used to know an Irish boy online. He had a bit of a crush on me and tried to woo me by showing me a picture of himself. It was a black and white pic which screamed "FAKE!" The guy in the pic also looked way too old to be a 19 year old kid. Anyway, after I got into Morrissey, I realized why he looked so damn familiar to me. The Irish boy had been passing off a picture of Moz as himself! Even though I hadn't spoken to him in ages, I instant messaged him to congratulate on fooling so many people for so long. He admitted that he was shocked that nobody caught on. Good times.