He's not been depressed since 93.

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Cili Barnes

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Well, I actually don't know the exact year, but I told you he was no longer depressed. Or antisocial. Or dysfunctional. He seems to be one of the most well adjusted in all of show business. Sure, he may be a little affected by his industry, but who wouldn't be considering the life we know he's lead?

I just want to know who he's sleeping with - and why it isn't me.
 
> Well, I actually don't know the exact year, but I told you he
> was no longer depressed. Or antisocial. Or dysfunctional. He
> seems to be one of the most well adjusted in all of show
> business. Sure, he may be a little affected by his industry, but
> who wouldn't be considering the life we know he's lead?

> I just want to know who he's sleeping with - and why it isn't
> me.

Well my dearest Becca... He's older and wiser than he was during his days with The Smiths, & I believe during the time of Viva Hate, Bona Drag, & Kill Uncle he was quite uncertain of how he was going to be accepted without Marr & the boys. As far as why he's not sleeping with you, you're not a man... Sorry
 
I so sorry I meant to address that last message to you Cili. Am I forgiven
 
> I so sorry I meant to address that last message to you Cili. Am
> I forgiven

You are forgiven, Charles.
 
> So why isnt he sleeping with you then?

I'm saving myself for marriage smart ass!!!! What about you Lady Williams...
 
> I just want to know who he's sleeping with - and why it isn't
> me.

I'll bet Morrissey spends part of each day regretting his old habit of proclaiming his celibacy from the rooftops. It's made his private life into a private fantasy for millions of starstruck folks the world over. Why should his sex life be public property? People care more about Morrissey's bedroom activities more than they care about Madonna's, for Christ's sake. Oh, the mystique. Wow this music is distracting ...
 
IS MORRISSEY SINGLE OR NOT?

yeah well, Moz doesn't have to get into details, but if he could just tell me if he's single or not that would be very helpful.

> I'll bet Morrissey spends part of each day regretting his old
> habit of proclaiming his celibacy from the rooftops. It's made
> his private life into a private fantasy for millions of
> starstruck folks the world over. Why should his sex life be
> public property? People care more about Morrissey's bedroom
> activities more than they care about Madonna's, for Christ's
> sake. Oh, the mystique. Wow this music is distracting ...
 
> I'll bet Morrissey spends part of each day regretting his old
> habit of proclaiming his celibacy from the rooftops. It's made
> his private life into a private fantasy for millions of
> starstruck folks the world over. Why should his sex life be
> public property? People care more about Morrissey's bedroom
> activities more than they care about Madonna's, for Christ's
> sake. Oh, the mystique. Wow this music is distracting ...

It's not that his sex life is public property, but his celebrity status does leave him vulnerable to mass curiosity. Even if he wasn't Morrissey (formerly of the Smiths), and you sort of knew him from around the neighborhood, I'm sure some of you would still wonder about him. It's not like I'm snapping pictures with a telephoto lens. I don't consider talking about him an intrusion anyway.

The reason you think "people" wonder about Morrissey's private life more than Madonna's, is because: First, you probably know more Morrissey/Smiths fans who couldn't be bothered with wondering about Madonna. Second, do we really have to wonder about what happens in Madonna's bedroom? Haven't we seen it? It's probably less lascivious than the pictures we've seen.

The fact of the matter is, he is a very intriguing persona. I'm not so sure his celibacy proclamations even have much to do with it. For as many years as he's been in the limelight, we've never once seen him with a girl or boyfriend. It's... strange; which interests me immediately. I'm very curious. I'm very nosey. Whatever you want to call me, I'm sure it's fair. I still want to know.
 
MORRISSEY IS MINE

> yeah well, Moz doesn't have to get into details, but if he could
> just tell me if he's single or not that would be very helpful.

Stay away from him! He's mine. We chose each other. He smiled at me once at a Violent Femmes concert. The day of our inevitable union is coming soon! I can feel it!
 
As
> far as why he's not sleeping with you, you're not a man... Sorry

Once a bisexual, always a bisexual. Hope springs eternal.
 
But it's wrong to pry into somebody's personal life. It's wrong. It's wrong. It's wrong. It's wrong. It's wrong. It's wrong. It's wrong. It's wrong. It's wrong. It's wrong. It's wrong. The way Morrissey fans fetishize the man is sad. But it's Morrissey's own fault for encouraging it.

> It's not that his sex life is public property, but his celebrity
> status does leave him vulnerable to mass curiosity. Even if he
> wasn't Morrissey (formerly of the Smiths), and you sort of knew
> him from around the neighborhood, I'm sure some of you would
> still wonder about him. It's not like I'm snapping pictures with
> a telephoto lens. I don't consider talking about him an
> intrusion anyway.

> The reason you think "people" wonder about Morrissey's
> private life more than Madonna's, is because: First, you
> probably know more Morrissey/Smiths fans who couldn't be
> bothered with wondering about Madonna. Second, do we really have
> to wonder about what happens in Madonna's bedroom? Haven't we
> seen it? It's probably less lascivious than the pictures we've
> seen.

> The fact of the matter is, he is a very intriguing persona. I'm
> not so sure his celibacy proclamations even have much to do with
> it. For as many years as he's been in the limelight, we've never
> once seen him with a girl or boyfriend. It's... strange; which
> interests me immediately. I'm very curious. I'm very nosey.
> Whatever you want to call me, I'm sure it's fair. I still want
> to know.
 
> I just want to know who he's sleeping with - and why it isn't
> me.

You can always pretend. Here, use this:




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Re: IS MORRISSEY SINGLE OR NOT?

> yeah well, Moz doesn't have to get into details, but if he could
> just tell me if he's single or not that would be very helpful.

As far as I know he's double.
 
> The fact of the matter is, he is a very intriguing persona. I'm
> not so sure his celibacy proclamations even have much to do with
> it. For as many years as he's been in the limelight, we've never
> once seen him with a girl or boyfriend.

Oh, I think we've all seen him with a boyfriend - it's just that no one recognizes it as such because they are labelled "personal assistant" or "bodyguard" instead. The Mozzer's not so dumb as to make sexual proclamations in public. After all, he knows how important it is to his popularity to keep both his male and female fans dreaming of him. :)


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> Oh, I think we've all seen him with a boyfriend - it's just that
> no one recognizes it as such because they are labelled
> "personal assistant" or "bodyguard" instead.

does the same go for Deb?

> The Mozzer's not so dumb as to make sexual proclamations in
> public. After all, he knows how important it is to his
> popularity to keep both his male and female fans dreaming of
> him. :)

he's such a manipulater. and yet so passive (why did he let jake drive? that wasn't a smart move.)
 
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