Has anyone here ever had sex with Michael Jackson (while in elementary school)??

[Webster]

I did, but I was only trying to get to Janet!

 

[Lil' Rob - Fuck Eminem...Racist Ass Bitch!!!]

> I did, but I was only trying to get to Janet!

Well I didn't have sex with M.J., but I did get reamed by Corey Feldman when I was younger. Does that count??

 

[GenderNectar]

Apparently I'm not his type. I don't have the right tools.

 

[anonnymouse]

Has anyone here ever had sex with Mr. Proper (while in elementary school)??

I hear he was ponderin' a pooper packin' even then!

 

[GenderNectar]

What do Michael Jackson and a jockey have in common?

They both ride three year olds.

 

[Let's Go Devils and Celtic]

Re: What do Michael Jackson and a jockey have in common?

> They both ride three year olds.
LOL

 

[Flopper]

Re: What do Michael Jackson and a jockey have in common?

> They both ride three year olds.

Recycled Bill Wyman joke.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a greyhound?

A greyhound waits for the hare to come out first.

 

[Patrick McCann]

Re: What do Michael Jackson and a jockey have in common?

> A greyhound waits for the hare to come out first.

No, it doesn't. It's MADE to wait by being caged up.

Pedantic McCann

 

[Flopper]

Re: What do Michael Jackson and a jockey have in common?

> No, it doesn't. It's MADE to wait by being caged up.

> Pedantic McCann

But you can still wait for something to happen even if you would prefer not to. e.g. Scotland fans are still waiting for an appearance in the knockout stages of a major football tournament.

Very Pedantic Flopper.

 

[Mr.Improper PIMP to the law team for MJ]

Re: Has anyone here ever had sex with baboons like anonnymuckus has????

I hear he enjoyed getting a little helmet wasy washy from marlon,the king of the baboons???? at least thats what they said at the zoo. They have pictures of anonnymuckus there too...he's being tea bagged by a baboon while another one is touching him in his special place.

 

[Bluenose]

Re: What do Michael Jackson and a jockey have in common?

The FBI have raided Michael Jackson's house.
They found class A drugs in the kitchen, class B drugs in the lounge, and class 5C in his bedroom!

 

[Hallahook]

What do Michael Jackson and Wallmart have in common?

Little boys pants, half off.