1) You were not first on ALL the stories, as you claimed.
2) You were first on most of them, because you are a loser.
3) You have an attitude problem.
4) You think that you are always right.
5) You make snooty comments in chat.
6) You think you are God's gift.
7) Your pathetic little jokes are not funny anymore.
8} You are an Arse.