FAO Nonesoever

[Cockney Reject]

1) You were not first on ALL the stories, as you claimed.

2) You were first on most of them, because you are a loser.

3) You have an attitude problem.

4) You think that you are always right.

5) You make snooty comments in chat.

6) You think you are God's gift.

7) Your pathetic little jokes are not funny anymore.

8} You are an Arse.

[nonesoever]

> 1) You were not first on ALL the stories, as you claimed.

I could have been, but it wasn't very challenging.

> 2) You were first on most of them, because you are a loser.

No, cause no one else posted earlier.
One needs worthy competition to feel content with winning.
But you sure have a peculiar fixation with the word 'loser'.

> 3) You have an attitude problem.

or rather you have a problem with my attitude.

> 4) You think that you are always right.

All I know is that you're wrong.
I have no problem admitting I'm wrong
when corrected, you just weren't very
convincing.

> 5) You make snooty comments in chat.

I do not, you pathetic simpleton
But you make some in this post.

> 6) You think you are God's gift.

I did not know God was handing out gifts.
I certainly did not receive my share.

> 7) Your pathetic little jokes are not funny anymore.

but they were once they're not funny anymore because
you already know them (by heart).

> 8} You are an Arse.

I have an arse if that's what you mean.