Morrissey Poster in today's NME

[Johnny]

> I think Simon Bates is the man you two should be telling this stuff.

I don't know about Ruff but I couldn't Pat. Even the music makes me weep buckets (Yes,it is THAT bad).

When I was working one summer whilst at college we all used to crowd around the radio to listen to "Our Tune" and I worked with some right hard cases as well !

[Ruffian]

> I don't know about Ruff but I couldn't Pat. Even the music makes me weep
> buckets (Yes,it is THAT bad).

> When I was working one summer whilst at college we all used to crowd
> around the radio to listen to "Our Tune" and I worked with some
> right hard cases as well !

Ahhhh. 'Our tune'.. The plots were all stranegly similar..

Unloveable girl meets hopelessly clumsy boy, they both have had miserable luck, have both lost a favorite pet by the time they were 16, both survived a near fatal car accident... then they meet through some unexpected and inappropriate manner after consigning themselves to a life of selfless lonely devotion to a charity or something.. and then, miraculously, they get married. They have a couple of fantastic years.. and then one contracts leprosy or something and dies a horrible twisted death..

Aghh,, tear jerkers indeed.

I'm welling up! That mcCannas a hard radge isn't he (is that right? I just saw the Acid House on video!!)

Ruffian

[Bluenose]

Inside the back cover, some bloke from The Thrills is talking about Dexys Midnight Runners.

[mozzergirl]

> THE PENIS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD...

> And a centre srpead of Morrissey for your bedsit walls.. (but don't let
> your Mum see the word PENIS or she might be offended!)

> Go buy it if you like b&w Morrissey pictures.. and while you're there, get
> the Q Magazine Best of 2003 CD as well.. It's packed full of good songs!!

> Your champion of the newsagent..
> Ruffian

I want that poster! Right NOW!

[Patrick McCann]

I'm welling up! That mcCannas a hard radge isn't he (is that right? I just
> saw the Acid House on video!!)

> Ruffian

Aye, correct spelling of 'radge' there, Ruff.
But it's only an Edinburgh thing. It isn't used in Glasgow. As far as insults go, it's too timid for weegies. (that's 'Glaswegians' to my non-scots readers).

[Ruffian]

> I want that poster! Right NOW!

For £1.40. Shazaam.. Your wish is my command!

Ruffian

[A Covert Operation]

"I'll just wash me 'hands..."

heh heh

> Ruffian! Why didn't you tell everyone that there is also a divine poster
> of the sexy Adam Ant (before he became a little 'misunderstood')
> I flipped open the NME and his dandy highwayman stance to made my day.

> BTW, since when has the NME been a glossy mag? If I want glossy mags, I'd
> buy 'Woman's Realm' or some such other publication. Are there no A3 paper
> music mags now? I liked the print coming off onto my hands. But that could
> be because I like getting my fingers dirty...

[mozzergirl]

> For £1.40. Shazaam.. Your wish is my command!

> Ruffian

Hmm that is a very tempting offer considering the fact that I'll have to pay triple that price if I by the magazin here i Denmark...

Hehe it's not often you hear that quote... "For £1.40. Shazaam.. Your wish is my command!" ;-)

[Bluenose]

Erm...yes. Let's just stick to the topic, shall we?

> "I'll just wash me 'hands..."

> heh heh

[Ruffian]

> Hmm that is a very tempting offer considering the fact that I'll have to
> pay triple that price if I by the magazin here i Denmark...

> Hehe it's not often you hear that quote... "For £1.40. Shazaam.. Your
> wish is my command!" ;-)

I was thinking of Morrissey getting his hair cuat.. and his camp 'Shazam' after he'd been clippered! But yeah.. you don't often hear it..

Sorry, didn't realise you're a Dane.. Be careful, I have a well documented weakness for Scandinavians.. (I'll broaden my scope from Swedes coz they're generally a bit strange, yet alluring)

I don't know why I feel generous of spirit, so, I could offer to send you a copy. So let me know and I'll try and find another.

Ruffian

[mozzergirl]

> I was thinking of Morrissey getting his hair cuat.. and his camp 'Shazam'
> after he'd been clippered! But yeah.. you don't often hear it..

> Sorry, didn't realise you're a Dane.. Be careful, I have a well documented
> weakness for Scandinavians.. (I'll broaden my scope from Swedes coz
> they're generally a bit strange, yet alluring)

> I don't know why I feel generous of spirit, so, I could offer to send you
> a copy. So let me know and I'll try and find another.

> Ruffian

Why, that is generous! I'm tempted!

As far as Swedes are concerned, then I guess you're right... They have what we in Denmark call "Bundesliga Hair"... named after the German football league where all the players have long hair ;-)

Just checked out NME in the store... Didn't see any Moz-poster? And I checked both the October issue and the one from November.... Hmm... It's a weekly magazine... Maybe that's why hehe

[Let's Go Devils and Celtic]

> Thanks Ruff. I'll get one at lunchtime.If anyone wants one(an NME that is)
> let me know.

> Are Kings Of Leon on the Q CD ?. I like them.
Whats the date or whose on the cover because we are a few weeks behind.

[Pat Buttox]

is it not Britney Spears on the cover? with leather underwear or something? Can't quite remember cos i left the magazine at work. but here's the tracklisting for the CD. (it's Q209)

1. The Darkness - Get Your Hands Off My Woman
2. Kings of Leon - Red Morning Light
3. The Mars Volta - Roulette Dares (The Haunt of)
4. Ryan Adams - Shallow
5. Johnny Cash - The Man Comes Around
6. Sean Paul - Gimme the Light
7. Muse - Thoughts of a Dying Atheist
8. OutKast - She Lives in my Lap feating Rosario Dawson
9. David Bowie = Fall Dog Bombs the Moon
10. Elbow - Switching Off
11. Jane's Addiction - The Riches
12. Stereophonics - Nothing Previous At All
13. Starsailor - Fidelity
14. The Dandy Warhols = The Dope )Wonderful You)
15. Athlete - Shake Those Windows
16. The Thrills - Deckchairs and Cigarettes
17. The Rapture - House of Jealous Lovers
18. Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds - Babe I'm on Fire (Edit)

[Let's Go Devils and Celtic]

> is it not Britney Spears on the cover? with leather underwear or
> something? Can't quite remember cos i left the magazine at work. but
> here's the tracklisting for the CD. (it's Q209)

> 1. The Darkness - Get Your Hands Off My Woman
> 2. Kings of Leon - Red Morning Light
> 3. The Mars Volta - Roulette Dares (The Haunt of)
> 4. Ryan Adams - Shallow
> 5. Johnny Cash - The Man Comes Around
> 6. Sean Paul - Gimme the Light
> 7. Muse - Thoughts of a Dying Atheist
> 8. OutKast - She Lives in my Lap feating Rosario Dawson
> 9. David Bowie = Fall Dog Bombs the Moon
> 10. Elbow - Switching Off
> 11. Jane's Addiction - The Riches
> 12. Stereophonics - Nothing Previous At All
> 13. Starsailor - Fidelity
> 14. The Dandy Warhols = The Dope )Wonderful You)
> 15. Athlete - Shake Those Windows
> 16. The Thrills - Deckchairs and Cigarettes
> 17. The Rapture - House of Jealous Lovers
> 18. Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds - Babe I'm on Fire (Edit)
Thanks, hopefully B&N or Borders will get it by Christmas so I can have a Morrissey centerfold under my tree.

[Johnny]

> Thanks, hopefully B&N or Borders will get it by Christmas so I can have a
> Morrissey centerfold under my tree.

The Moz poster is with NME not with Q. The C.D with Kings Of Leon etc is with Q.
Hope this helps,

J

[Let's Go Devils and Celtic]

> The Moz poster is with NME not with Q. The C.D with Kings Of Leon etc is
> with Q.
> Hope this helps,

> J
thanks Johnny, do you know who is on the cover of NME.

[Bluenose]

The edition with the Moz poster has Kylie Minogue on the cover.

> thanks Johnny, do you know who is on the cover of NME.

[Let's Go Devils and Celtic]

> The edition with the Moz poster has Kylie Minogue on the cover.
Kylie Minogue huh? So I guess I have to go to a B&N where no one knows me.

[Ruffian]

> Kylie Minogue huh? So I guess I have to go to a B&N where no one knows me.

There you go girl.. all sorted out, and not a dickie bird of a word from me either.. Q has the CD, NME has the poster, and I have a massive erection to sort out. A chainsaw and a ladder should see the top of it off though.. My poor neglected garden of course. Nothing like a good bush trim.

Enjoy your reading and whatever else a girl does with Morrissey posters in private.

Ruffian

[Ruffian]

> As far as Swedes are concerned, then I guess you're right... They have
> what we in Denmark call "Bundesliga Hair"... named after the
> German football league where all the players have long hair ;-)

I had to chuckle at chat.. nice onbesrvation humour.. See, even the Danes have a better sense of humour.famously eclipsing the Swedes/Germans in that field as well.. Like, mY German mate Anita, bless 'er, didn't understand why the name 'Willie Stroker' was so amusing.

> Just checked out NME in the store... Didn't see any Moz-poster? And I
> checked both the October issue and the one from November.... Hmm... It's a
> weekly magazine... Maybe that's why hehe

See posts above.. NME has Kylie on it.. Q has the CD and Briney in leather chaps.. which is not a bad thing.

Ruffian