Dr. Quinn, Madwoman...

[MLL]

I would like to thank you for making this board once again fun to read.. and for giving these people who think Morrissey can do no wrong a good kick in the backside. As much as I love his work biting my tongue just isn't going to work anymore.. I personaly found MEBY a slap in the face.. but that's just me. The Maladjusted tour was horrible(at least the one here was) as compared to the kill uncle tour and arsenal. There has been great songs here and there but Morrissey is not a fine wine.. he's not getting better with age.
And something else this whole New Morrissey vs Old Morrissey reminds me of the whole skinny hip elvis vs Fat worn out elvis for the US postal stamps a few years back..

Cheers~!
Mll

[boyleastlikelytoo(kakarot)]

blah......madwoman is a contemptable harpy if you ask me...maybe she has reached menopause...I don't know but she needs to go back into the hole she came from.....as for the board being interesting

I find so&so much more clever and interesting then doc quinn
yeah so&so boooo QUIN!!

[Mr. So&So]

Dear boyleastlikelytostaysober,

I cannot thank you enough for the kind words you gave, regarding my current work on this forum.

I know that at times it feels as if we are fighting a losing battle. But I believe deep within my kidney that through perseverance and apathy we shall conquer the shallowness that plagues our existence here.

I have attempted throughout many months to convince the lost souls that inhabit this forum that I was truly the man who played "Sigmund The Sea Monster" on the early eighties children's television program.

It is obvious I have not succeeded.

I can think of no other method to assure them of this fact.

But this is not why I reply.

I have also attemtped to convert some of the more dolor contributors that frequent this site, to the ways of my current spiritual practices.

Again, my comments only seem to fall upon deaf ears.

Not a single person has chosen to believe the concepts I have so
graciously chosen to offer.

Instead, they foolishly resign to mock and degrade my opinions and ideas.

I honestly believe that it will require the actually killing of many people her to prove to them that I am truly the tool of "Donald: The Lord of Indolency."

I have compiled a list of the people I plan to murder and place in comical positions on the top of doorsteps throughout the mid-west; and many of the other more conservative towns across America.

But you must understand that I need your help "Camelot!"

You seem to grasp the concept of my existence.

An existence that has so often been misunderstood and ridiculed.

Please... walk with me into eternal indolency under the guiding hand of "Donald."

I have nothing to offer you but immortality and all the silk women's underwear you can fit into.

All I am requesting is for you to seriously ponder what has been said here, and the proposals I have set forth.

I truly hope that I have not alienated you with my brashness and
eccentric, yet progressive concepts.

In The name Of Donald,
Mr. So&So

P.S. Please come see me "Camelot."

Mother has passed away, and I am without any degree of emotional support.

I have trouble putting on my stockings in the morning and and sleeping on my right side.

I want to die!

[MLL]

> blah......madwoman is a contemptable harpy if you ask me...maybe¿ she has reached menopause...I don't know but she needs to go¿ back into the hole she came from.....as for the board being¿ interesting¿ I find so&so much more clever and interesting then doc quinn¿ yeah so&so boooo QUIN!!

I am not saying I agreed with everything DQM says but I sure in the hell enjoy it and find it damn amusing.. I never said I dont' enjoy so and so either I just find DQM alot more refreshing and exciting i am trying not to play favorites here but if you want to bring it to that level....

[Paula]

> I am not saying I agreed with everything DQM says but I sure in¿ the hell enjoy it and find it damn amusing.. I never said I¿ dont' enjoy so and so either I just find DQM alot more¿ refreshing and exciting¿i am trying not to play favorites here¿ but if you want to bring it to that level....

ok then put my vote in for Mr. So and So. He is the most brilliant hilarious and intelligent poster that this board has seen.

Signed,
Mr. So & So fan

[Ian Edwards]

Ha ha


Losing In Front Of Your Home Crowd

[nhon]

> I would like to thank you for making this board once again fun¿ to read.. and for giving these people who think Morrissey can do¿ no wrong a good kick in the backside. As much as I love his work¿ biting my tongue just isn't going to work anymore.. I personaly¿ found MEBY a slap in the face.. but that's just me. The¿ Maladjusted tour was horrible(at least the one here was) as¿ compared to the kill uncle tour and arsenal. There has been¿ great songs here and there but Morrissey is not a fine wine..¿ he's not getting better with age.¿ And something else this whole New Morrissey vs Old Morrissey¿ reminds me of the whole skinny hip elvis vs Fat worn out elvis¿ for the US postal stamps a few years back..¿ Cheers~!¿ Mll

i think we're just expecting too much of him.. what should be expected of him in the coming years of his life is to expect nothing.. let him be free.. and someday again. he will dole out the songs that will make you cry.. the songs that save your life (is that correct?) oh well.

[Paula]

> Ha ha

Ha H *hiccup* a!

[MLL]

> ok then put my vote in for Mr. So and So. He is the most¿ brilliant hilarious and intelligent poster that this board has¿ seen.¿ Signed,¿ Mr. So & So fan

you like anyone who says they are fond of weller so your vote doesn't count.... all i said is I for one apreciate thier veiw that morrissey's latest stuff isnt up to snuff... that doesnt mean you can't come here and celebrate his earlier stuff.. I am not saying I hate it.. All I am saying is he has seen better days.. I appluad DQM for not blindly following morrissey thinking he can do no wrong and everything he does is gold.. he is no king Midas.. even if DQM did think his latest stuff was the cats meow at least they are stirring things up and the reactions from certian people are just amusing as hell!!!

Judge and jury.
MLL

[Paula]

My dearest MLL,
Mr. So and So never said he was fond of Weller. Try again.

As for the rest of what you said - DQM is certainly not the first person to say he is not happy with Morrissey's current output. He is certainly not the first person to question Morrissey on this forum.

That has been done many times by many people. Maybe you were on vacation when all those posts were around.

Also! You cannot be judge and jury unless you hear all the evidence and you sir do not come here with enough regularity and you do not read all the posts which you have stated to me on many occasions.

I however do. So I *ripping the gavel from MLL* win the right to be judge!

Part one of the proceedings. MLL takes the stand.

Taken from an actual conversation I had with MLL last week:

Moi: "Did you read that post from Mr. So and So today"?

MLL: "No I never read his posts"

I rest my case.

Court adjourned.¿ you like anyone who says they are fond of weller so your vote¿ doesn't count.... all i said is I for one apreciate thier veiw¿ that morrissey's latest stuff isnt up to snuff... that doesnt¿ mean you can't come here and celebrate his earlier stuff.. I am¿ not saying I hate it.. All I am saying is he has seen better¿ days.. I appluad DQM for not blindly following morrissey¿ thinking he can do no wrong and everything he does is gold.. he¿ is no king Midas.. even if DQM did think his latest stuff was¿ the cats meow at least they are stirring things up and the¿ reactions from certian people are just amusing as hell!!!¿ Judge and jury.¿ MLL

[Mani]

Give me that gavel!! I am King, and there is no due process in my land!! Off to the dungeon with you too!!

Welcome to America!

[Paula]

> Give me that gavel!! I am King, and there is no due process in¿ my land!! Off to the dungeon with you too!!¿ Welcome to America!

No no not the dungeon! Please Mani have mercy on me it's cold and dark and and... *I quickly grab the gavel out of Mani's hand and bring it down hard on his head. I then push him down the stairs where he lands on the dungeon floor with a thud. I slam the door and walk off triumphantly with the gavel*

[MLL]

> My dearest MLL,¿ Mr. So and So never said he was fond of Weller. Try again.¿ As for the rest of what you said - DQM is certainly not the¿ first person to say he is not happy with Morrissey's current¿ output. He is certainly not the first person to question¿ Morrissey on this forum.¿ That has been done many times by many people. Maybe you were on¿ vacation when all those posts were around.¿ Also! You cannot be judge and jury unless you hear all the¿ evidence and you sir do not come here with enough regularity and¿ you do not read all the posts which you have stated to me on¿ many occasions.¿ I however do. So I *ripping the gavel from MLL* win the right to¿ be judge!¿ Part one of the proceedings. MLL takes the stand.¿ Taken from an actual conversation I had with MLL last week:¿ Moi: "Did you read that post from Mr. So and So¿ today"?¿ MLL: "No I never read his posts"¿ I rest my case.¿ Court adjourned.

yes but i have never seen so many cry babbies come out of the woodwork untill DQM started posting.. and thats right I don't read SO and sos post the few that I did read seemed full of inside jokes and posts towards certian people in particular that I just found .. well lame .. no hard feeling towards so and so but I don't want to read inside jokes or letters to one person.. so I just don't bother to read them.. unless a subject catches my eye.. I have on occasion read some of his posts. But why is he getting drug into this.. this isnt a fu*ckin popularity contest.. all i said was I for one enjoy DQM posts adn i will say it again..

[Mani]

If it is, you turned on me and I guess you are a bad guy now.¿ No no not the dungeon! Please Mani have mercy on me it's cold¿ and dark and and... *I quickly grab the gavel out of Mani's hand¿ and bring it down hard on his head. I then push him down the¿ stairs where he lands on the dungeon floor with a thud. I slam¿ the door and walk off triumphantly with the gavel*

[Paula]

> If it is, you turned on me and I guess you are a bad guy now.

Mani dear I was just kidding

[Fabricio]

olá paula!

put my vote to mr so&so too.

truly yours,

another mr so&so fan¿ ok then put my vote in for Mr. So and So. He is the most¿ brilliant hilarious and intelligent poster that this board has¿ seen.¿ Signed,¿ Mr. So & So fan

[MLL]

> olá paula!¿ put my vote to mr so&so too.

yeah well if you people insist on turning this in to a poularity contest Piss off I started this thread so i hold supreme excutive power and all you votes all null and void!!! Go start your on "whos the coolest on m-solo" thread!

[Paula]

> yeah well if you people insist on turning this in to a poularity¿ contest Piss off I started this thread so i hold supreme¿ excutive power and all you votes all null and void!!! Go start¿ your on "whos the coolest on m-solo" thread!

Calm down please you are taking this way too seriously.

PS - I don't care if you started this thread. I have supreme and executive power over you simply because I'm cooler than you!!!

PSS - "Do you suffer from a lack of memory loss"
Think about that statement for a second please .... yes exactly.

[MLL]

> Calm down please you are taking this way too seriously.¿ PS - I don't care if you started this thread. I have supreme and¿ executive power over you simply because I'm cooler than you!!!¿ PSS - "Do you suffer from a lack of memory loss"¿ Think about that statement for a second please .... yes exactly.

I am quite aware of what my header says..and is implying..

[Paula]

> I am quite aware of what my header says..and is implying..

ok whatever you say...

*hee hee hee*