Earlier today, i started thinking about the future. WHY i started thinking about the future remains a mystery, but thats not important. Anyway, i started thinking about...which job i should apply for, what to have for dinner, what to get my Mum for Christmas and many other important issues. I then began wondering about Children and what the names for these Children should be. I thought it made perfect sense to name my child after someone i respected, someone i looked up to. I then decided that i MUST name my children after one of The Smiths or at least someone with a vauge connection to The Smiths.
Has anybody named their children after one of The Smiths? surely no one has named their child Morrissey. Thats far too obvious! There must be a few Steven's though or a couple of Johnny's at least. Go on own up. How many of your children are bullied at school due to their unusual name?
Possible names for my children:
If it is a boy - Steven
Martin (Marr's Middle name)
Joe (as in Troubled Joe)
If it is a girl - Ann (as in Ann Coates the fictitious guest vocalist on 'Bigmouth Strikes Again'. Ann Coates = the Ancoats district of Manchester)
Sally (as in Sally Ford, another possible pseudonym suggested by Mike Joyce for the guest vocalist on 'Bigmouth'. Sally Ford = Salford)