Mr. Impooper is my bitch

[The Walk]

Bring me some Yoshinoya so that I can use it as fertilizer and feed the rest to my pig (your mom).

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red wings suck!!!!!!! jealous of youth, same old joke since 1962!!!!!

 

[Mr.Improper PIMP to the NHLPA]

Actually,I dont have a mom,me and my dad share yours. but really,Im no ones bitch. If anything,your moms my bitch. just ask her,she'll tell you. Ive made some good money off your mom,but she has this sort of loaf thing going on down there now,it scaresd the customers away. Not good for business. So,I had to let her go. Now,you're upset about it??? i dont blame you,i know that without me pimpin her,you cant eat,cant suck dick like you do,and most importantly,dont have a house in which to sleep in. Tell your mom they have creams for that stuff.....m'kay???