Cili & Suzanne: The word "harridans" springs to mind

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With reference to that unfortunate Zipper Ripper and his romance tips:(see below)

It must be said that its so predictable the way in which those two "wicked witches" (keep it seasonal, because its nearly Halloween), Cili and Suzanne reacted. Whether or not, Zipper was right or wrong in his cliched "seduction methods" , there was no need to launch into a personal attack on him.

"You let them smoke, drive, wear long pants and what do we get?...........
.........A Democrat for President!"

(Stuart Lancaster from Faster @#!!!cat Kill! Kill! (c)1965 Russ Meyer)

I see even 'that' word is censorsed: well its p-u-s-s-y
 
Of course an attack was warranted

> With reference to that unfortunate Zipper Ripper and his romance
> tips:(see below)

> It must be said that its so predictable the way in which those
> two "wicked witches" (keep it seasonal, because its
> nearly Halloween), Cili and Suzanne reacted. Whether or not,
> Zipper was right or wrong in his cliched "seduction
> methods" , there was no need to launch into a personal
> attack on him.

Er, he deserved a personal attack, in my opinion. Especially the way he so suavely "propositioned" Suzanne. If anything, he apparently has set himself up in front of a virtual firing squad.
 
> It must be said that its so predictable the way in which those
> two "wicked witches" (keep it seasonal, because its
> nearly Halloween), Cili and Suzanne reacted.

I've never been called a "wicked witch" before.

> Whether or not, Zipper was right or wrong in his cliched "seduction
> methods" , there was no need to launch into a personal attack on
> him.

Not much occurs on this messageboard out of necessity though does it?

Oh, I realize now that he's just young and therefore must be constantly erect. I imagine that his girlfriends must also be very young so his "sophistication" may very well win him points with them.

I started off shrewishly, I admit it, but now I'm just having a bit of fun with the guy. You can't take anyone seriously at that [mental] age (unless they're dangerous) can you?

> "You let them smoke, drive, wear long pants and what do we
> get?...........
> .........A Democrat for President!"

What is that supposed to be? Bait?

> (Stuart Lancaster from Faster @#!!! cat Kill! Kill! (c)1965
> Russ Meyer)

I'd kill to have bosoms like anyone in any one of his movies.

> I see even 'that' word is censorsed: well its p-u-s-s-y

It was? I must've missed that. I prefer to call mine "kitty". Your word has been turned into something very vulgar hasn't it?
 
Here "Kitty Kitty" Time for your bath in brown sauce

Hey Kitty, last time I heard the word "bosom" it was on Match Game 76 reruns on the GameShow channel. I believe Betty White(No relation to Barry) used the term. She thought is ok, since the Newlywed Game host used the term "makin' whoopie".
What planet are you from?
Sure if insulting me makes you feel better and important-by all means enjoy your 15 minutes.

I'm taking my kitty to my local Chinese take-away to make a donation to feed the hungry. And she has YOU to blame. Meat IS Murder, but it makes a damn fine Chinese dish to a homeless person once you cover it in brown sauce.

Zipper

> I've never been called a "wicked witch" before.

> Not much occurs on this messageboard out of necessity though
> does it?

> Oh, I realize now that he's just young and therefore must be
> constantly erect. I imagine that his girlfriends must also be
> very young so his "sophistication" may very well win
> him points with them.

> I started off shrewishly, I admit it, but now I'm just having a
> bit of fun with the guy. You can't take anyone seriously at that
> [mental] age (unless they're dangerous) can you?

> What is that supposed to be? Bait?

> I'd kill to have bosoms like anyone in any one of his movies.

> It was? I must've missed that. I prefer to call mine
> "kitty". Your word has been turned into something very
> vulgar hasn't it?
 
Spinster WHO? I mean Spinster WHO cares?

Glad you wanted the world to hear your opinion. You feel better now? Suzanne who? I mean who cares about her or you for that matter?
Fire away "chicks". Tell you a little secret: your aim is WAY off. You point the gun toward your face, NOT away from it.

No brown sauce for you!

> Er, he deserved a personal attack, in my opinion. Especially the
> way he so suavely "propositioned" Suzanne. If
> anything, he apparently has set himself up in front of a virtual
> firing squad.
 
This Charming "Man"

A racist and a sexist. Charming. What will humankind come up with next?

> Hey Kitty, last time I heard the word "bosom" it was
> on Match Game 76 reruns on the GameShow channel. I believe Betty
> White(No relation to Barry) used the term. She thought is ok,
> since the Newlywed Game host used the term "makin'
> whoopie".
> What planet are you from?
> Sure if insulting me makes you feel better and important-by all
> means enjoy your 15 minutes.

> I'm taking my kitty to my local Chinese take-away to make a
> donation to feed the hungry. And she has YOU to blame. Meat IS
> Murder, but it makes a damn fine Chinese dish to a homeless
> person once you cover it in brown sauce.

> Zipper
 
Re: Spinster WHO? I mean Spinster WHO cares?

Oooh you are so sensitive.

> Glad you wanted the world to hear your opinion. You feel better
> now? Suzanne who? I mean who cares about her or you for that
> matter?
> Fire away "chicks". Tell you a little secret: your aim
> is WAY off. You point the gun toward your face, NOT away from
> it.

> No brown sauce for you!
 
Re: Here "Kitty Kitty" Time for your bath in brown sauce

> Hey Kitty, last time I heard the word "bosom" it was
> on Match Game 76 reruns on the GameShow channel. I believe Betty
> White(No relation to Barry) used the term.

"Everyone needs a *bosom* for a pillow"
-- Cornershop "Brimful of Asha" (mid-nineties)

They are hip. They are with it. They like burning pictures of Moz. Rock on, kids!
 
girls just wanna have fun

And fighting is fun!

> With reference to that unfortunate Zipper Ripper and his romance
> tips:(see below)

> It must be said that its so predictable the way in which those
> two "wicked witches" (keep it seasonal, because its
> nearly Halloween), Cili and Suzanne reacted. Whether or not,
> Zipper was right or wrong in his cliched "seduction
> methods" , there was no need to launch into a personal
> attack on him.

> "You let them smoke, drive, wear long pants and what do we
> get?...........
> .........A Democrat for President!"

> (Stuart Lancaster from Faster @#!!! cat Kill! Kill! (c)1965
> Russ Meyer)

> I see even 'that' word is censorsed: well its p-u-s-s-y
 
my point being

If you going to spend money on girl with the sole intent of getting her to put out, why not hire a prostitute? You don't have to pretend to be interested in anything they say, and when you give them money, you are 100% guaranteed for action.
 
Re: This Charming "Manhood"

Racist? Sexist? Mind explaining? Bet you can't.
Maybe crass, but racist and sexist no. Remember I AM a guy, silly.
Get a dictionary and learn the terms.
I used mine and came up with "plain 'ol dumb" for you and it was a pocket sized dic.
You owe me an apology and a pint of Cat Lo Mein xtra brown sauce.

Zipper

> A racist and a sexist. Charming. What will humankind come up
> with next?
 
Thank you Cili: Russ Meyer would be proud

> Russ Meyer
>I'd kill to have bosoms like anyone in any one of his movies

How refreshing that you think like that. Too many women are obsessed with looking like Kate "Miss Ethiopia" Moss. Remember Russ Meyer's 3 maxims:

1: Curves and breasts are good
2: Breast enlargement is good
3: Breast reduction is evil

You know it makes sense
 
Re: Spinster WHO? I mean Spinster WHO cares?

> Glad you wanted the world to hear your opinion. You feel better
> now?

Hmmm...much better, thank you!! :)

Suzanne who? I mean who cares about her or you for that
> matter?

Hmm. Typical male. Beds a girl and forgets she even exists the next day.

> Fire away "chicks". Tell you a little secret: your aim
> is WAY off. You point the gun toward your face, NOT away from
> it.

Handguns are for sissies. Maybe your little, and i do mean little, hoo hoo and my machete can get aquainted.

> No brown sauce for you!

Thank God for small favors.
 
Oh, you're so fickle. ;)

> How refreshing that you think like that. Too many women are
> obsessed with looking like Kate "Miss Ethiopia" Moss.
> Remember Russ Meyer's 3 maxims:
> 1: Curves and breasts are good
> 2: Breast enlargement is good
> 3: Breast reduction is evil

But on the other hand, I am in love with Audrey Hepburn. Oh, now he hates me again. I do agree, however, with #1 up there. My breasts are good.
 
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