Mr. Improper, Are You Pulling The Wool Over Our Sheep?

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Is MILF Destroyer a.k.a. El Scorcho Mexicano your friend, creation, or alter ego?
 
Nope.....not even close.
 
By the way,I thought "one night in bangkok" was a f***in stupid song...still is....... thats worse than anything milli vanilli ever did.
 
Re: No,Read this....youll think its funny.

One night in bangkok has to be one of thee dumbest songs ever...right along with these not-so-great "classics"(classic piles of shit is more like it):

1) macarena(the dumbest song ever f***in soung by anyone ever( If I ever see either of these f***in tards anywhere,so help me I will beat them to within an inch of their stinkin lives).

2)tubthumping(what the f*** is a chumbawumba anyways??= translation=piece of shit band with an even more piece of shit song)

3)500 miles(the proclaimers are the ugliest and least talented people on the f***in planet. have you ever seen noggins that big before??? jesus..those lenses....those things are so f***in thick..when they look at maps,they see people waving).

4) Im too sexy(another dumb ass song..f***in idiots...thank god this was their only hit.I couldnt stomach another one)

5) who let the dogs out(what the f*** is a baha man anyways??..these guys suck worse than a 3 dollar whore)

6) any will smith song(who told this f***in ass clown he could sing??? i didnt...hey fresh prince of nowhere,stick to what you're good at,which is what by the way??)

So many more...Im off to yoshinoya.......
 
wrong again Pimp!

You are right about everything except #3. That is a great song. Enjoy.

500 Miles - Proclaimers

When I wake up yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you
When I go out yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
If I get drunk yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you
And if I haver yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you

But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked a 1000 miles
To fall down at your door

When I'm working yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you
And when the money comes in for the work I'll do
I'll pass almost every penny on to you
When I come home oh I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home to you
And if I grow old well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's growing old with you

But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked a 1000 miles
To fall down at your door

da da da

da da da

da da da dum da da dum da da dum da da
da da da

da da da

da da da dum da da dum da da dum da da

When I'm lonely yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man whose lonely without you
When I'm dreaming well I know I'm gonna dream
Dream about the time when I'm with you

When I go out well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
And when I come home yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home to you
I'm gonna be the man who's coming home with you

But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked a 1000 miles
To fall down at your door

da da da

da da da

da da da dum da da dum da da dum da da
da da da

da da da

da da da dum da da dum da da dum da da
da da da

da da da

da da da dum da da dum da da dum da da
da da da

da da da

da da da dum da da dum da da dum da da

But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked a 1000 miles
To fall down at your door
 
Re: No,Read this....youll think its funny.

> One night in bangkok has to be one of thee dumbest songs ever...right
> along with these not-so-great "classics"(classic piles of shit
> is more like it):

> 1) macarena(the dumbest song ever f***in soung by anyone ever( If I ever
> see either of these f***in tards anywhere,so help me I will beat them to
> within an inch of their stinkin lives).

it has a fun beat.

> 2)tubthumping(what the f*** is a chumbawumba anyways??= translation=piece
> of shit band with an even more piece of shit song)

that's not a bad one either. why do you have such bad taste in music?

> 3)500 miles(the proclaimers are the ugliest and least talented people on
> the f***in planet. have you ever seen noggins that big before???
> jesus..those lenses....those things are so f***in thick..when they look at
> maps,they see people waving).

ok, they aren't pretty, but to me, that was the song of 1993. sure, it came out earlier than that, but it was rightfully revived by Benny and Joon.

> 4) Im too sexy(another dumb ass song..f***in idiots...thank god this was
> their only hit.I couldnt stomach another one)

the perfect hall mark of a one-hit wonder. i still think its better than most of matchbox 20's stuff.

> 5) who let the dogs out(what the f*** is a baha man anyways??..these guys
> suck worse than a 3 dollar whore)

ok, that one is stupid if nothing more than disney now has a song to add to every one of their next talking dog movies for the next 50 years.

> 6) any will smith song(who told this f***in ass clown he could sing??? i
> didnt...hey fresh prince of nowhere,stick to what you're good at,which is
> what by the way??)

i think that bart simpson's "do the bart-man" is much worse.
 
'chumbawamba' was...

...an anarchist booklet popular in late 18th Century England.

> 2)tubthumping(what the f*** is a chumbawumba anyways???)
 
Re: 'chumbawamba' was...

> ...an anarchist booklet popular in late 18th Century England.

I think the song is quite good, especially the vocal melodies and is also very English.
"He drinks a lager drink ..."
No one can stay indifferent to it.

They also have a song called 'Bigmouth Strikes Again', I think.
 
Re: wrong again Pimp!

Yeah,you go on thinking that... that song is utter garbage......
 
Re: No,Read this....youll think its funny.

It figures your dumb ass would say "well,it has a nice beat to it" you're probably one of the dolts that actually spent their money on this rubbish????? the song is dumb...the beat is dumb...come to think of it...you're dumb!!!!!

I rest my case.... The proclaimers are f***in shitty...people like you keep people like that rich...... and dont even think for a second that matchbox 20 is good.....they're crap with a capitol CRAP!!!!!!
 
Re: 'chumbawamba' was...

They also have a song titled"nonesoever is an ass clown". That was one of their biggest hits.
 
Re: 'chumbawamba' was...

You're probably very clever, you're just afraid to show it.

> They also have a song titled"nonesoever is an ass clown". That
> was one of their biggest hits.
 
Joshua White, there are many people who want you dead, not just one, more like 20

JOSHUA:

TALK SHIT ABOUT ANYONE YOU LIKE. LEAVE NONSOEVER ALONE. OR ELSE I WILL:

1) GIVE YOUR HOME ADDRESS WHICH I GOT FROM U.S. SEARCH TO THE LIMEYS AND MEXICANS THAT WANT YOU DEAD

2) LOOK FOR A GRAY/GREY BMW PULLING INTO THE PARKING LOT OF AMEOBA RECORDS IN HOLLYWOOD WITH A SURPRISE FOR YOU

3) FIND YOU AT THE MAD PLATTER WITH ANOTHER SUPRISE FOR YOU

4) DO SOMETHING UNSPEAKABLE TO MEGAN

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED, ASS CLOWN.

> They also have a song titled"nonesoever is an ass clown". That
> was one of their biggest hits.
 
Re: Thanks. I didn't know Morrissey's fanbase was that small
 
Re: Joshua White, there are many people who want you dead, not just one, more like 20

How about...you go f***yourself and you give my home address to all you care to give it to??? nonesoever is a f***in hinghang and an ass clown......now what??? go hang out at amoeba...ill be there on monday.......... wait for me please???? we'll go to yoshinoya on sunset,and afterwards,ill bash your f***ing skull in with a steel chair.......

But seriously...f*** nonesoever and the horse/he/she/it rode in on....they can suck my fookin cock...
 
Re: 'chumbawamba' was...

You're probably an even bigger ass clown than peter and grim,but you arent afraid to show it...I like that!!!!!
 
Re: Really?? Invite them over,I have something special for them as well.

First off,,megan does not...nor ever will have the crabs...i got the clap one time...from your mom........ But thats another story...dirty bitch...Im surprised she could talk after I donkey punched her till she bled. Second off,Im the PIMP of the fookin nation and I will talk about whoever I choose........ No one is safe from my wrath........... now...Im off to yoshinoya.....
 
Mr. Improper's Diagnois: Bi-Polar with extreme periods of mania & delusions of grandeur + ADD.

You do realize that you are MENTALLY ILL and that we all know that you are MENTALLY ILL?
 
Re: 'chumbawamba' was...

What exactly is an 'ass clown'?

> You're probably an even bigger ass clown than peter and grim,but you arent
> afraid to show it...I like that!!!!!
 
Re: ass clown

I think you'll find this link interesting:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ass+clown
It's an urban dictionary, where people suggest definitions for popular terms.
I like the following definitions in particular, as you fit the descriptions perfectly:

"A person who by ignorance or stupidity takes up unnecessary amounts of your time."

"a word that a loser uses only when they cant think of a good enough come back - stop making fun of me you ass clown!"

"1. An obnoxious person who, in thinking they're right, is generally wrong.
2. A perverted, gay, little brother usually named Darren (or Josh) who likes anal intercourse."

"making an ass of himself = ass clown
spits a lot of verbal diarrhea = ass clown"

sounds familiar?
 

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