Does anyone know any good Essex girl jokes?

[Dumbledore]

...or any bad ones?

[Ruffian]

> ...or any bad ones?

what was the one about the Essex Girl in a car crash.. and the emergency services arriving as she's lying dazed and confused at the roadside, and the paramedic saying to her "it's alright darling, you're safe now, can you tell me how many fingers I've got up?" and she says 'f8cking hell, I've lost feeling from the waist down..'

or something crudely funny like that!

Ruffian

[wayne]

> ...or any bad ones?

An Essex girl goes to the council to register for child benefit.
"How many children?" asks the council worker "10" replies the
Essex girl
"10???" says the council worker.. "What are their names?"
"Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne,
Wayne and Wayne"
"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Naah..." says the Essex girl "its great because if they are
out playing in the street I just have to shout WAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY or
WAAYNE GO TO BED NOW and they all do it..."
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the
perturbed council worker.
"That's easy," says the Essex girl... "I just use their surnames"