Jarvis Cocker to Consumer Monkey in six easy steps

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-Jarvis Cocker drinks a lot of wine

-Wine and vineyards were the backdrop for 80s drama "Falcon Crest"

-"Falcon Crest" starred Jane Wyman, a woman who slept with a US President (Ronald Reagan--before he was elected)

-US Presidents appear on dollar bills or "money"

-Money (or the lack of) was the main reason for the Inspiral Carpets splitting up.

-Inspiral Carpets had a song called "Monkey On My Back". Retitled in live sets to "Consumer Monkey" (circa 1991)
 
Consumer Monkey to Jarvis Cocker

'I am' Consumer Monkey

Rene Descarte said "I think therfore 'I AM' "

Descarte was French

Many Chelsea football players are French

Chelsea won the Charity shield

"Help the Aged" is a charity

Jarvis Cocker sang "Help the aged"

( please wait for the pic to download )


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Re: Consumer Monkey to Jarvis Cocker

Where do you get these bizarre photos? Oh, never mind. You must find them on the INTERNET. Isn't the internet great?


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the blair witch project

you pic remembers me of the blair witch project.

a great film, but i can`t relate it to anything to arrive to you, consumer monkey.

> 'I am' Consumer Monkey

> Rene Descarte said "I think therfore 'I AM' "

> Descarte was French

> Many Chelsea football players are French

> Chelsea won the Charity shield

> "Help the Aged" is a charity

> Jarvis Cocker sang "Help the aged"

> ( please wait for the pic to download )
 
Re: the blair witch project

> you pic remembers me of the blair witch project.

> a great film, but i can`t relate it to anything to arrive to
> you, consumer monkey.

I know one:

The Blair Witch Project was about a witch.

Witches are stereotyped and usually portrayed in cartoons and stuff all wrong.

On Portishead's second album, in the first song, the singer sounds like one of those stereotypical witches!!!

Does that blow your mind or what! And I did it in only three steps.
 

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