After watching Martin Scorsese's "Raging Bull" for the umpteenth time last night, it suddenly struck me that if the film was being made now, Morrissey, provided he could put on a lot of weight would play the part very well.

On the other hand; it is inconceivable to imagine him playing Sylvester Stallone's opponent Mr T. in "Rocky III".

Although, if you want: "The A-Team" could have been about The Smiths

Hannibal: Morrissey
Face: Johnny Marr
Murdoch: Andy Rourke
B.A.: Mike Joyce
Amy: Linder

"In 1982, a crack-commando unit broke out of Manchester...."