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Tour Jacket With Detachable Sleeves
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Morrissey is in the process of drawing up contracts for his new band, exclusively revealed here a couple of days ago.
At the moment, it looks like WILD EA WAKE and BRUTALFUL are in a stronger bargaining position than MEKINISM and CONSUMER MONKEY.
Unfortunately, even though the alliance is still new, Morrissey is said to be favouring WILD EA WAKE and BRUTALFUL over the other two. "Industry Experts" are baffled but think that Morrissey's opinion was changed during a game of Monopoly in which CONSUMER MONKEY and MEKINISM humiliated him. He had to quit after mortgaging all his property and becoming bankrupt. Bless him.
It seems that a Cluedo game has been organised for this Saturday. Hopefully Morrissey will fare better. The likely roles that each member will assume are:
Morrissey: (Colonel Mustard token-yellow)
Mekinism: (Professor Plum token-purple)
Consumer Monkey: (Reverend Green token-green)
Wild Ea Wake: (Mrs Peacock token-blue)
Brutalful: (Miss Scarlett token-red)
There's nothing like a little competitive edge to get the pulses racing!
At the moment, it looks like WILD EA WAKE and BRUTALFUL are in a stronger bargaining position than MEKINISM and CONSUMER MONKEY.
Unfortunately, even though the alliance is still new, Morrissey is said to be favouring WILD EA WAKE and BRUTALFUL over the other two. "Industry Experts" are baffled but think that Morrissey's opinion was changed during a game of Monopoly in which CONSUMER MONKEY and MEKINISM humiliated him. He had to quit after mortgaging all his property and becoming bankrupt. Bless him.
It seems that a Cluedo game has been organised for this Saturday. Hopefully Morrissey will fare better. The likely roles that each member will assume are:
Morrissey: (Colonel Mustard token-yellow)
Mekinism: (Professor Plum token-purple)
Consumer Monkey: (Reverend Green token-green)
Wild Ea Wake: (Mrs Peacock token-blue)
Brutalful: (Miss Scarlett token-red)
There's nothing like a little competitive edge to get the pulses racing!