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Hi.

My name is Constance Sullivan and I live in Delaware, which is in the United States. Let me tell you a little about myself, ok. I am 23 and I'm very shy. I downloaded a song by Morrissey and I keep listening to it over and over so I came here. The song is called "Mexico."
Anyway, I'm 23 and I don't have any family. All of my family are dead. When I was three I tried to eat a rubber band and I went in the hospital. I almost died. My friend was in a car crash when I was ten. She walked with a limp and the car was totalled, but everyone survived which is good.
I've had four boyfriends already. I didn't have sex until last year, though. It was awful, and I don't get it what the fuss is about. I don't have a boyfriend, now, though. 22 is really old to lose your virginity, isn't it?
I don't care if I die alone. Life is really shitty.
I'm not a bad looking person. I am 5'2" and I weigh about 109 pounds and I have dirty blond hair. I also like Depeche Mode and I've been skiing.
I don't know what else to tell you. I guess if you want to know anything, you can ask me, and I'll tell you maybe. Okay. Thank you.
 
> Hi.

> My name is Constance Sullivan and I live in Delaware, which is in the
> United States. Let me tell you a little about myself, ok. I am 23 and I'm
> very shy. I downloaded a song by Morrissey and I keep listening to it over
> and over so I came here. The song is called "Mexico."
> Anyway, I'm 23 and I don't have any family. All of my family are dead.
> When I was three I tried to eat a rubber band and I went in the hospital.
> I almost died. My friend was in a car crash when I was ten. She walked
> with a limp and the car was totalled, but everyone survived which is good.
> I've had four boyfriends already. I didn't have sex until last year,
> though. It was awful, and I don't get it what the fuss is about. I don't
> have a boyfriend, now, though. 22 is really old to lose your virginity,
> isn't it?
> I don't care if I die alone. Life is really shitty.
> I'm not a bad looking person. I am 5'2" and I weigh about 109 pounds
> and I have dirty blond hair. I also like Depeche Mode and I've been
> skiing.
> I don't know what else to tell you. I guess if you want to know anything,
> you can ask me, and I'll tell you maybe. Okay. Thank you.

Life is only shitty because you let it be so. I feel for you like nobody else on this page, trust me. However, a tragic life doesn't make for a tragic person.
Be what you want to be, but please try not to use tradgedy as a crowbar into the hearts of others. Just be 5'2" and rely on your own sweet nature to carry the day. Many hugs, I send your way
 
22 is not late in losing your virginity. Only cliff richard needs to worry.
 
> 22 is not late in losing your virginity. Only cliff richard needs to
> worry.

No, Cliff's done it.
 
> 22 is not late in losing your virginity. Only cliff richard needs to
> worry.

I'm sorry, but who is Cliff Richard? I have never heard of this person. Please tell me. Thank you.
 
> Life is only shitty because you let it be so. I feel for you like nobody
> else on this page, trust me. However, a tragic life doesn't make for a
> tragic person.
> Be what you want to be, but please try not to use tradgedy as a crowbar
> into the hearts of others. Just be 5'2" and rely on your own sweet
> nature to carry the day. Many hugs, I send your way

You are nice. Thank you. I don't want to pry into people's hearts. I don't know what to say, really. What other Morrissey songs would I like if I like "Mexico"?

Thank you.

PS ~ Do you have a girlfriend? Do you think 22 is too old to lose your virginity?
 
> You are nice. Thank you. I don't want to pry into people's hearts. I don't
> know what to say, really. What other Morrissey songs would I like if I
> like "Mexico"?

> Thank you.

> PS ~ Do you have a girlfriend? Do you think 22 is too old to lose your
> virginity?

"Mexico"- you're lucky! Its one of Morrissey's poorest songs, if you enjoy it, you will love everything else the man has to offer.
 
Hiya Constance,

Cliff Richard is an English Christian singer who's been around since the 1950's. He claims to be celibate & straight but is Gay. A friend of mine who went to Art College in London during the 60's was offered a large sum of money to be his live in 'Friend'. My pal didn't take Cliff up on his offer but there were plenty who did....
 
I'm from a generation who were out of doors running around, getting up to all kinds of adventures,and finally reappearing home when we were hungry.
We built up a great immune system, bags of stamina, and, most importantly, wonderful social skills.
It's amazing what being constantly involved with other humans of your own age from other families can do to prepare you for the life that lies ahead.
Sitting in bedrooms with tv's and videos and dvd players and (worse of all) computers, was unimaginable and thank God for that.
This is such a soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo obviously tongue-in-cheek post by 'Constance', that it saddens me greatly that so many moz-soloists take it seriously.
I'm guessing y'all didn't run about much as kids, right?

As for you 'Constance' (Andy I, perhaps?), the first step would be to wash that hair so it isn't dirty any more.
But you're right to show up the glaring lack of social skills among our fellow posters.
You must be pissing your pants. And I don't blame you.
Keep up the good work.
 
He claims to be celibate & straight but is Gay.

perhaps the most profound, and true, statement ever made. I salute you, skinhead Escapes
 
> As for you 'Constance' (Andy I, perhaps?),

Ahh..I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed the resemblance.
 
> I'm from a generation who were out of doors running around, getting up to
> all kinds of adventures,and finally reappearing home when we were hungry.
> We built up a great immune system, bags of stamina, and, most importantly,
> wonderful social skills.
> It's amazing what being constantly involved with other humans of your own
> age from other families can do to prepare you for the life that lies
> ahead.
> Sitting in bedrooms with tv's and videos and dvd players and (worse of
> all) computers, was unimaginable and thank God for that.
> This is such a soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo obviously
> tongue-in-cheek post by 'Constance', that it saddens me greatly that so
> many moz-soloists take it seriously.
> I'm guessing y'all didn't run about much as kids, right?

you sound like a right superior twat.
it obviously crosses my mind that people like this are piss takes, but i've seen them too many times before too get worked up about it.
 
Some of you are nice but some of you are mean. I waited a long time before I posted. They say Morrissey fans are depressed and it seems like it's true from reading this board. I thought it would be okay to share some of my depressing feelings and some bad things that happened to me because maybe someone on here would get it and maybe I could even make friends or something.

Is there somewhere else better I could meet Morrissey fans and learn more about Morrissey? He makes me feel better at least.
 
You talk a lot of trash. I'm not joking. I may be a joke, but i'm not joking. I don't like to insult people, but your post is stupid. It doesn't have anything to do with what I posted and your acting like, "Oh, me and Constance have a joke and none of you dopes can figure it out, can you? It's obvious" which is a really nasty way to be. Did you ever think you could be wrong and the way you wer seeing things isn't where I was coming from? I guess not from what you wrote. Please don't respond to what I write anymore. i don't like you. You make yourself look stupid.

> I'm from a generation who were out of doors running around, getting up to
> all kinds of adventures,and finally reappearing home when we were hungry.
> We built up a great immune system, bags of stamina, and, most importantly,
> wonderful social skills.
> It's amazing what being constantly involved with other humans of your own
> age from other families can do to prepare you for the life that lies
> ahead.
> Sitting in bedrooms with tv's and videos and dvd players and (worse of
> all) computers, was unimaginable and thank God for that.
> This is such a soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo obviously
> tongue-in-cheek post by 'Constance', that it saddens me greatly that so
> many moz-soloists take it seriously.
> I'm guessing y'all didn't run about much as kids, right?

> As for you 'Constance' (Andy I, perhaps?), the first step would be to wash
> that hair so it isn't dirty any more.
> But you're right to show up the glaring lack of social skills among our
> fellow posters.
> You must be pissing your pants. And I don't blame you.
> Keep up the good work.
 
> I'm from a generation who were out of doors running around, getting up to
> all kinds of adventures,and finally reappearing home when we were hungry.
> We built up a great immune system, bags of stamina, and, most importantly,
> wonderful social skills.
> It's amazing what being constantly involved with other humans of your own
> age from other families can do to prepare you for the life that lies
> ahead.
> Sitting in bedrooms with tv's and videos and dvd players and (worse of
> all) computers, was unimaginable and thank God for that.

I applaud your sentiments Mr McCann. Nothing like sharing a beer in the real world with real people in the sunshine of a glorious day.
Ruffian
 
> I applaud your sentiments Mr McCann. Nothing like sharing a beer in the
> real world with real people in the sunshine of a glorious day.
> Ruffian

sharing a beer? why would anyone want to do that? A man's pint is his castle (or something like that)
 
> You talk a lot of trash. I'm not joking. I may be a joke, but i'm not
> joking. I don't like to insult people, but your post is stupid. It doesn't
> have anything to do with what I posted and your acting like, "Oh, me
> and Constance have a joke and none of you dopes can figure it out, can
> you? It's obvious" which is a really nasty way to be. Did you ever
> think you could be wrong and the way you wer seeing things isn't where I
> was coming from? I guess not from what you wrote. Please don't respond to
> what I write anymore. i don't like you. You make yourself look stupid.

I know that you would like me
If only you could see me
If only you could meet me
 
> sharing a beer? why would anyone want to do that? A man's pint is his
> castle (or something like that)

Yeah, very good point as well. So, buy your own and share the company! Unless you arrived with me, and I'd buy you one of course.

Where you from david?

Ruffian
 
> you sound like a right superior twat.
> it obviously crosses my mind that people like this are piss takes, but
> i've seen them too many times before too get worked up about it.

Superior twat?? Hmmmm, I like that.
I've been consistently called a 'cheeky bastard' for 38 years.
I'm 73 now, but didn't start being a cheeky bastard until I was 35. And I've got the scars, broken teeth, and Joe Frazier nose to prove it.
Anyway............what I'm trying to say my darling Lucybles (see what you've started, johnny?) is that it's probably the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
Fancy meeting up sometime? Outside Fulham Broadway station? We can nip in to Bootsy Brogans for a few bevvies, then back to your place for a ,ahem,coffee?
 

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