Just revealed! Morrissey's backing band: new line-up for the rest of the tour! Some familiar faces

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Accompanying our boy on the remainder of his tour will be the following personnel:

On guitars, the indeflateable MEKINISM, who is sure to lend his extensive "musical ear" to many a diverse arrangement and create a terrible beauty of his own. Secondly, in support its the ever-mushrooming prose industry that is CONSUMER MONKEY, playing till his fingers bleed. On bass, its the learned and scholarly WILD EA WAKE who is sure to twang terror into the heart of any inconsolable fan that gets too close to the stage. Finally on drums, its the turn of the knee-tremblingly vibrant BRUTALFUL who will give all the forthcoming concerts a glamourous backdrop and whose influence will become more apparent as the tour moves through the UK.
She really has to be seen to be believed.

The five seem to have hit it off almost immediately--amazingly there are no "one master & four servants" scenarios developing yet. "Industry experts" predict that the forthcoming shows will be the most triumphant and seminal performances in the history of rock and roll.

So get your suede shoes, leather jackets and charcoal jeans together and prepare to do the twist!
 
Re: Just revealed! Morrissey's backing band: new line-up for the rest of the tour! Some familiar fac

> Accompanying our boy on the remainder of his tour will be the
> following personnel:

> On guitars, the indeflateable MEKINISM, who is sure to lend his
> extensive "musical ear" to many a diverse arrangement
> and create a terrible beauty of his own. Secondly, in support
> its the ever-mushrooming prose industry that is CONSUMER MONKEY,
> playing till his fingers bleed. On bass, its the learned and
> scholarly WILD EA WAKE who is sure to twang terror into the
> heart of any inconsolable fan that gets too close to the stage.
> Finally on drums, its the turn of the knee-tremblingly vibrant
> BRUTALFUL who will give all the forthcoming concerts a
> glamourous backdrop and whose influence will become more
> apparent as the tour moves through the UK.
> She really has to be seen to be believed.

> The five seem to have hit it off almost immediately--amazingly
> there are no "one master & four servants"
> scenarios developing yet. "Industry experts" predict
> that the forthcoming shows will be the most triumphant and
> seminal performances in the history of rock and roll.

> So get your suede shoes, leather jackets and charcoal jeans
> together and prepare to do the twist!

All Right! I'm packing my bags right now. The required outfits are no problem. I still have another year left on my passport.
There's only one problem though. I only play piano, clarinet, and saxophone - but no BASS!
 
Re: Just revealed! Morrissey's backing band: new line-up for the rest of the tour! Some familiar fac

I'd do it only if I could be singer - I'd replace that bequiffed mincing one. The only problem is that I've just slipped a disc in my back which may be a problem, although seeing as there are so many fans that might be disapointed I'm sure I could still manage to soldier through somehow.

> Accompanying our boy on the remainder of his tour will be the
> following personnel:

> On guitars, the indeflateable MEKINISM, who is sure to lend his
> extensive "musical ear" to many a diverse arrangement
> and create a terrible beauty of his own. Secondly, in support
> its the ever-mushrooming prose industry that is CONSUMER MONKEY,
> playing till his fingers bleed. On bass, its the learned and
> scholarly WILD EA WAKE who is sure to twang terror into the
> heart of any inconsolable fan that gets too close to the stage.
> Finally on drums, its the turn of the knee-tremblingly vibrant
> BRUTALFUL who will give all the forthcoming concerts a
> glamourous backdrop and whose influence will become more
> apparent as the tour moves through the UK.
> She really has to be seen to be believed.

> The five seem to have hit it off almost immediately--amazingly
> there are no "one master & four servants"
> scenarios developing yet. "Industry experts" predict
> that the forthcoming shows will be the most triumphant and
> seminal performances in the history of rock and roll.

> So get your suede shoes, leather jackets and charcoal jeans
> together and prepare to do the twist!




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Re: Just revealed! Morrissey's backing band: new line-up for the rest of the tour! Some familiar fac

> I'd do it only if I could be singer - I'd replace that bequiffed
> mincing one. The only problem is that I've just slipped a disc
> in my back which may be a problem, although seeing as there are
> so many fans that might be disapointed I'm sure I could still
> manage to soldier through somehow.
 
Re: Just revealed! Morrissey's backing band: new line-up for the rest of the tour! Some familiar fac

ive got on the shiny shirt and ive straped on the Gretch. lets roll! as far as the bass goes Wild, how hard can it be?....theres only 4 strings! =)
 
I dont trust that for one minute.

I smell an insult....cant quite see it yet....
 
Come On! Take it in the spirit of good humour!

You are too paranoid, Brutalful. Be happy that you were chosen.

> I smell an insult....cant quite see it yet....
 
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