Morrissey, Fuck My Tits Or I'll Die (A Love Poeme)

[Dumbledore]

Touch them
Bury your face in them and go
"Bbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..."
Straddle my torso...
Your balls on my stomach
You have two testicles (!!)
I will push my mounds of heaven
Together so that you may
Plunder the hollow between
With your hot throbbing shaft

Your breathing grows labored
Your balls slap so softly
Against the undersides of my breasts
Slickened with sweat
The progress is slow and awkward
But sweet
It is not long now...
Here come the warm jets
Warm vanilla pudding on my neck and chin.
Yum.

I love you.

[Dr.Vanmeddles]

[Johnny]

> Touch them
> Bury your face in them and go
> "Bbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..."
> Straddle my torso...
> Your balls on my stomach
> You have two testicles (!!)
> I will push my mounds of heaven
> Together so that you may
> Plunder the hollow between
> With your hot throbbing shaft

> Your breathing grows labored
> Your balls slap so softly
> Against the undersides of my breasts
> Slickened with sweat
> The progress is slow and awkward
> But sweet
> It is not long now...
> Here come the warm jets
> Warm vanilla pudding on my neck and chin.
> Yum.

> I love you.

Good to see you on such top form Dumbles and also so confident that you can change Morrissey's sexual orientation.

Keep up the good work.

[Almodis]

> Good to see you on such top form Dumbles and also so confident that you
> can change Morrissey's sexual orientation.

> Keep up the good work.

That's nothing. I'm convinced that if I ever get my hands on him, by the time I'm finished I'll have him liking Radiohead And maybe Father Ted.

[Johnny]

> That's nothing. I'm convinced that if I ever get my hands on him, by the
> time I'm finished I'll have him liking Radiohead And maybe Father Ted.

Ha ha !! Is that possible ? I have tried soooo hard to like both but it just doesn't work for me.

I have seen Aral O'Hanlon(please correct my spelling) doing stand-up and he was amazing.d

[Punchdrunk]

I'll like to fuck you with furious FORCE in yer pussy and ass till you have multiple orgasm's and then I'll spray my muck on yer face and leave without as much as a kiss on the cheek ;-)

> Touch them
> Bury your face in them and go
> "Bbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..."
> Straddle my torso...
> Your balls on my stomach
> You have two testicles (!!)
> I will push my mounds of heaven
> Together so that you may
> Plunder the hollow between
> With your hot throbbing shaft

> Your breathing grows labored
> Your balls slap so softly
> Against the undersides of my breasts
> Slickened with sweat
> The progress is slow and awkward
> But sweet
> It is not long now...
> Here come the warm jets
> Warm vanilla pudding on my neck and chin.
> Yum.

> I love you.

[lucy]

Christ.

[Shadowplay]

You should get all this published. I'm sure it would become one of his favorite volumes of poetry...

[Here we go again]

Your poetry sucks. It's third-rate internet erotica. Have Morrissey fucked your tits yet? No? Great. Now you can go die.

[lucy]

> Your poetry sucks. It's third-rate internet erotica. Have Morrissey fucked
> your tits yet? No? Great. Now you can go die.
okay, be fair. she said she knows it's bad.

[Bluenose]

> I'll like to fuck you with furious FORCE in yer pussy and ass till you
> have multiple orgasm's and then I'll spray my muck on yer face and leave
> without as much as a kiss on the cheek ;-)

Your usual technique, then...

[Here we go again]

I saw that and I'm glad she knows it. I thought I'd just reiterate.

[masturbation in maroon]

Dumbledore,

this is the best thing I've never done...

YOU INSPIRE ME!

[Dumbledore]

I've written poems to Morrissey before. Why all the attention for this one? Off the top of my head I can think of the literary classic, "My Cunt (For Steven)" and "Morrissey, You Seem Like You Could Use A Friend" which contains the immortal lines:

"I will fuck you on your lawyer's desk
Litigious lovin' is the best."

Why all the attention for this one?

And as for the person who felt it necessary to reiterate the poetry is bad, why? I've said already. A few times. That's the point! I do it for my own amusement, and it would seem that some others are amused, too. If you don't get it and don't like it, why continue to read my poems? Just ignore things with my name on them. Ok? Now, there's a good boy.

[Martin Mull]

[Here we go again]

By the way, that's the single stupidest insult I've ever heard. If I'm a crumpled tube of Preparation H, you're the flaming hemorrhoids I've been used on. And this board doesn't have spellcheck anyway. So I guess that makes you the fuckwit here.

[Skinhead Escapes]

THWAP! KAPOW! You ARE my sex-poet idiot slapping Superhero D!

[Here we go again]

I do avoid them for the most part. I just can't understand why other people don't do the same, let alone why they encourage you. You're a dimestore version of Pillow. Your poems can't hold a candle to hers. Why? Because they are not the least bit clever. They're just gross. You may think you're being ironic, but in actuality, your poems are just pathetic. I doubt Morrissey would find them amusing in the slightest.

[Dumbledore]

> I do avoid them for the most part. I just can't understand why other
> people don't do the same, let alone why they encourage you. You're a
> dimestore version of Pillow. Your poems can't hold a candle to hers. Why?
> Because they are not the least bit clever. They're just gross. You may
> think you're being ironic, but in actuality, your poems are just pathetic.
> I doubt Morrissey would find them amusing in the slightest.

I'll make 3 parting points:

1) You avoid my poems "for the most part"? Why is the concept of not clicking on something that has my name on it so hard to grasp?

2) What you don't understand or like is immaterial to me. You're not someone whose opinion matters to me at all.

3) Since it's completely lost on you that I'm not trying to be "clever" or "ironic," I think it's a waste of time reading what you have to say anymore. I can assure you I won't be clicking on anymore of your posts. And it won't be "for the most part." I won't be reading them at all. Because the concept of ignoring what I don't want to read on an open forum isn't like brain surgery or rocket science to me. It's something I can do with ease. It takes two to tango, buddy, and I won't be drawn anymore. You can whirl yourself around the dance floor for a while -- though, I suspect, you're probably used to that.

There. Now, I'm done. And as far as I'm concerned, so are you.