Is Morrissey going to be at Coachella or not!

[Alarcon]

Before I even attempt to drive to Coachella -- I want to know if Morrissey is still scheduled to play. I know it's highly unlikely, but has anyone heard any confirmation on it yet? I suspect Goldenvoice is going to be refunding lots of money to Morrissey fans since there isn't much left to see on Saturday except Beck now that the Jon Spencer Blues Explosion took himself off the bill.


the Orange Voice

 

[WAYNE'S WORLD]

NOT!

NOT!

 

[what a mess]

Yes he will be there. They will shoot Alain up with morphine and park him in an ergonomic chair on stage and the show will go on. You know who WON'T be there? Johnny Marr. Forget about it.

> Before I even attempt to drive to Coachella -- I want to know if
> Morrissey is still scheduled to play. I know it's highly
> unlikely, but has anyone heard any confirmation on it yet? I
> suspect Goldenvoice is going to be refunding lots of money to
> Morrissey fans since there isn't much left to see on Saturday
> except Beck now that the Jon Spencer Blues Explosion took
> himself off the bill.

 

[Oscillate Slowly]

> Yes he will be there. They will shoot Alain up with morphine and
> park him in an ergonomic chair on stage and the show will go on.
> You know who WON'T be there? Johnny Marr. Forget about it.

Hey! Marr's gonna do that thing with that "Where it's at" guy!

Oh, yeah! Jeff Beck!